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Posted on: April 14, 2009 11:14 am
Edited on: April 14, 2009 11:14 am
 

Photo caption contest: Pompey the sailor man!

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 9
2. kmvenne 6
3. D2Moo 4
4. BernieRotten 3
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. NFL-Solomon 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. SaratogaRick 2
5. WarpedMind 2
5. jtothed 2
5. Tarheel_rockman 2
5. howie115 2
5. ButkusPayton85 2
6. More...insulin! 1
6. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: April 13, 2009 11:35 am
Edited on: April 13, 2009 11:38 am
 

Photo caption contest: It's good to be king

...but it might be even better to be the guy in picture 2. Wink

 

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 9
2. kmvenne 6
3. D2Moo 3
4. BernieRotten 2
4. Mister Peabody 2
4. NFL-Solomon 2
4. River_Rat 2
4. SaratogaRick 2
4. WarpedMind
4. jtothed 2
5. howie115 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. More...insulin! 1
5. jruss445 1                    
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


Posted on: April 7, 2009 11:43 am
 

Photo caption contest: Hoop-la!

Congratulations, UNC fans !

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April  Scoreboard
1. Gundy22 5
2. BernieRotten 2
2. Mister Peabody 2
2. kmvenne 2
3. jtothed 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. More...insulin! 1
3. jruss445 1
3. D2Moo 1
3. River_Rat 1
3. WarpedMind 1                       
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner:
kmvenne

 


How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)


 

Posted on: March 25, 2009 12:13 pm
Edited on: March 25, 2009 12:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Who's still on the bubble?

 These guys!

 

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March Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 15
2. Mister Peabody 10
3. BernieRotten 9
4. BigBluMasochist 6
5. locotbish 4
5. jtothed 4
5. Gundy22 4
6. rjucla 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Waldocruise 2
6. River_Rat 2
7. Gabbo Del Sol 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. D2Moo 1
7. gerdeep 1
7. WarpedMind 1
7. Scott00049 1
7. LC18chinaman 1
7. dolphinwater 1
7. fbombmike 1
7. teets3 1
7. redbirdrouser 1
7. jzinger34 1
7. SpartanFanDan                            
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner:
kmvenne

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. Newly improved X-ray technology reveals that men don't just have another brain down there... they've got two! (See, ladies, it's not our fault. We're outnumbered 2-to-1.)
2. "Nope, it's not working! Your posture is still terrible. Take that thing out of your shirt and bend over... I think it's time we give the 'internal method' a try."
3. I plead the 5th... and stop acting like you never had one too many in the parking lot before the game.
4. It was entertaining, but in the end, Ron's inability to moonwalk killed the impersonation.
5. When Armando was asked why he'd chosen figure skating instead of actual bullfighting, Maria put an end to his excuse before it started.

 

 

Posted on: March 12, 2009 11:46 am
 

Photo caption contest: Cheerleader Day!

For anyone interested, the Member Mayhem submission process has started for this year's college basketball Contest. And, this time, WE'VE GOT A PRIZE!

The winner will earn a sweet piece of memorabilia signed by a future hall-of-famer. Click here to check it out!

 


 

I've gotta get rid of some of these before my wife starts thinking I have alternative motives for hosting this contest! I swear, that woman drives me up a wall some days... (Check out yesterday's contest if you missed that joke. That was a pretty good one too, BigBlu. Wink )

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March Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 8
2. BigBluMasochist 6
3. kmvenne 5
4. BernieRotten 4
5. rjucla 2
5. River_Rat 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. Gabbo Del Sol 1
6. locotbish 1
6. fbombmike 1
6. teets3 1
6. Gundy22 1
6. redbirdrouser 1
6. jzinger34 1
6. SpartanFanDan 1                          
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. The Mighty Ducks' famed "Flying V" formation was rendered obsolete today when the Sixers cheerleading squad inadvertently created the far-superior "Kneeling V" formation.
2. Seriously... They need some cover for their simultaneous "one-cheek sneak".
3. Suzie just couldn't take her eyes off it... That same red balloon had been stuck in the rafters since the last home game two weeks ago.
4. Russian cheerleaders quickly improvise, taking the "Kneeling V" to a whole new level. Who would have though the nuclear holocaust would be started with the words, "Oh no you di-ent!"?
5. Rachel used to be made fun of for having six fingers on her right hand, but she eventually decided to chop of the second pinkie, and just wrap some medical tape around the nub

 

 

 

Posted on: February 12, 2009 11:56 am
 

Photo caption contest: Jockeys in Jockeys

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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February Scoreboard
1. BernieRotten 5
2. kmvenne 4
2. BigBluMasochist 4
2. Mister Peabody 4
2. dadzilla 4
3. River_Rat 3
3. teets3 3
4. Malanca 2
5. NFL-Solomon 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. gerdeep 1
5. zwic 1
5. Scott00049 1
5. dolphinwater 1
5. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. Feeling bored with the same old "cop-responding-to-a-noise-comp
laint routine", male strippers Chad and Paolo try something new. [Knock. Knock. Knock.] "Good evening ladies... we're just two jockeys out looking for our lost filly... Hey, there she is! You want a carrot little lady? You want to chase my steeple? Ooow... you're a naughty one! I might have to use my crop on you!"
2. Hitler had one hell of a jump shot.
3. "Man, I think Juan's back spasms are getting worse."
4. Jenna couldn't understand why all the nude pictures the photographer made her take never appeared in the magazine.
5. "Hmmm... Did I remember to tighten those lug nuts?"

Posted on: December 15, 2008 11:57 am
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...


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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 7
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
3. BigBluMasochist 4
4. jzinger34 2
4. River_Rat 2
4. delta80eight 2
4. Mister Peabody 2
4. ColoradoBulldog 2
4. TJ4499 2
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. naterb 1
5. PP-Super Freak 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. DR DR 1
5. jcvg 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. Mr Unknown! 1
5. dadzilla 1
5. kimski518 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. Redwing#19 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. ShakeEmOff 1
5. Happy4Jets 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. "OK, ladies... Anyone who sits on Santa's lap can have anything they want for Christmas!"
2. "Here we go again," thought Timmy. "Another one of 'mommy's friends' who thinks taking me to a game will get mommy to put out."
3. ...and for the third time that week, Reggie Williams was thrown out of the sauna for "inappropriate touching".
4. Even Moore's teammates agreed... the "At least I'm not a Bengal" taunt was a low blow.
5. Human foosball ratings decreased drastically when the female leagues opted to replace the skirt uniforms.
Posted on: August 8, 2008 11:34 am
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders


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August Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 3
1. kwelly 3
1. jzinger34 3
2. turbozo 2
2. Hoosier Mick 2
2. Warped Mind 2
2. YU Tennisballs 2
2. Train Derailer 2
3. Strictly Butta 1
3. Meat Supply 1
3. Charle76 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. Fanat5280 1
3. axeman 1
3. randomname5 1
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. BigJimSlade29 1
3. scott00049 1
3. Vamos_JK 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


1- "Why, yes... I am Yao Ming. So what are you ladies doing later?"
2- When my uncle told me that he'd fought against "Charlie" in Vietnam, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
3- I know that China has a population problem, but castration by Lau Chin seems a little bit extreme. I mean, look at the size of those! From the swelling, I'd guess it must have taken him over an hour to pull those off.
4- I never thought I'd say this... Maybe a traffic circle would be a good idea?
5- "Wait... This isn't the team with Randy Moss?! Crap, I retire."
 
 
 
 
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