Welcome back, and happy 2009!
No scores yet.
2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197
1. Clyde could tell that Bessie was beginning to feel the effects of all that fermented grain he had made. If he played his cards right, he was sure that 2009 would begin in udder bliss.
2. A younger, beardless Abraham Lincoln enjoys Spring Break in Cabo San Lucas. (And you thought that Clinton and W were the only presidents who liked to party before they reached the White House.)
3. Abdul was suddenly reconsidering his decision to rush Kappa Beta Rho.
4. Sadly, without Luke Skywalker, the first wave of Jedi fighters was completely destroyed during their mission to blow up the Deathstar.
5. "Nooooo... This is not a mullet. See, it's kinda long here too."