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Posted on: February 9, 2009 11:17 am
Edited on: February 9, 2009 11:24 am
 

Photo caption contest: Ewww... Doggy breath!

What they didn't tell you in obedience class...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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February Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 4
1. BigBluMasochist 4
2. Mister Peabody 3
2. River_Rat 3
3. Malanca 2
4. BernieRotten 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. teets 1
4. gerdeep 1
4. zwic 1
4. Scott00049 1
4. dolphinwater 1
4. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. "Place biscuits here, please!"
2. You know, I've always heard that sharks have to keep moving, or else they'll die.
3. Fred spent two years getting in shape for the race, but unfortunately, he never got around to those swimming lessons he meant to take.
4. Old Man Johnson always threatened to "turn the hose" on the two young love birds... but Old Man Johnson said a lot of things, and nobody ever expected him to follow through.
5. Another gay porno successfully completed!

 

Posted on: February 5, 2009 12:34 pm
Edited on: February 5, 2009 12:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Diddy did it.

Wait... What didn't Diddy do ?

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February Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 3
1. River_Rat 3
1. kmvenne 3
2. Malanca 2
2. BigBluMasochist 2
3. BernieRotten 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. teets 1
3. dolphinwater 1
3. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. When the lights came back on, none of the men could believe that they'd wasted $9 to watch the movie Notorious . "Seriously, all the guy did was sell crack and cheat on his wife... Diddy, didn't you know this guy at all?"
2. Dancey had always hoped to work as a comic duo with his long lost cousin, Homey the Clown. Unfortunately for him, Homey don't play dat.
3. And the award for best creepy, female gym teacher goes to...
4. The girls had always heard that Big Red took "very good care of his chicks." What they didn't realize is that "taking good care" usually involves the regurgitation of worms.
5. The debate over which player is the best in the NBA isn't likely to end any time soon. Most fans agree, though, that LeBron and Kobe could easily destroy a five-man Knicks team.

Posted on: February 4, 2009 11:47 am
Edited on: February 4, 2009 2:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Someone has a wedgie!

 

OK... This one goes with picture 3. It's a little confusing, but if you give it chance, I promise it'll have you rolling . Or, maybe I'm crazy...

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February Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 2
1. kmvenne 2
1. Mister Peabody 2
1. Malanca 2
2. BigBluMasochist 1
2. teets 1
2. dolphinwater 1
2. Conshy Rebel                                
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. Sandy's form was impeccable, but her new implants were throwing her "worm" completely off kilter.
2. Judging from the strong smell of burnt hair, extension cord tester No. 21 knew that another "experimental product day" had arrived at Bauhaus Inc.
3. "Please place people who have been severed in half in this area."
4. Oh man... When you said you had a picture of a girl "double fisting", I thought you meant... you know, that she was using two hands.
5. Unfortunately, mom was unaware that restraining orders can also apply to telephone calls. Bail is set at $10,000.

 

Posted on: February 3, 2009 12:19 pm
Edited on: February 3, 2009 1:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

But I couldn't let this one pass...

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February Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 1
1. Malanca 1
1. River_Rat 1
1. Mister Peabody 1
1. Conshy Rebel 1
1. kmvenne 1                                  
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. Hey! Hey! Don't bogart all the... Great. Captain Lung-capacity over here just smoked it all... again .
2. Adult film actor William Shaftner tells directors that the friction burns have cooled off, and he's ready to shoot the midget scene.
3. Worst. Tattoo. Ever. I can't believe he didn't realize that he also needed an apostrophe after the "N".
4. The Ambiguously Gay Duo goes to the market.
5. Most people were skeptical when Nike merged with Creamsicle... Looks like most people were right.

Posted on: February 2, 2009 11:45 am
Edited on: February 2, 2009 11:47 am
 

Photo caption contest: Super Bowl XLIII edition!

Think the commercials were good? Too bad we missed the PETA ad that got rejected...

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February Scoreboard
No scores yet                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist


2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. "Stop it! Quit copying me! Mooooooommm!" (Don't ever let anyone tell you that athletes aren't smart.)
2. After tailgating for six hours, Cardinal fan Fred Johnson told his friends he would, "hump Larry Fitzgreald's leg if he scored a touchdown." Nobody expected him to follow through.
3. Well... it looks like somebody got straight-A's at clown college.
4. "Roughing the camera man by way of crotch slide. E Street band will be penalized, and forced to act their age for the reminder of the performance."
5. "That's it, James... Drink up! My creamy milk will make you nice and strong for the second half."

Posted on: June 27, 2008 12:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Wet shorts contest?!?

...and other soccer craziness!





















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June Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 14
2. Beevillian 13
3. ktopp24 9
4. momluvsfootball 5
4. WarpedMind 5
4. billdawg12185 5
5. CTowns.Finest 4
5. TJ4499 4
6. bostonboy46 3
6. jzinger34 3
6. jellydonut 3
6. Delta 07 3
7. reed8992 2
7. rcurtiss09 2
7. NFL-Soloman 2
7. goodfellas31 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
7. mattshed 2
7. DC Gator 2
7. CZRT 2
8. Bronalanche 1
8. turbozo 1
8. kngonz0826 1
8. vwcats 1
8. poetz 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. True_Rebel 1
8. BriChi 1
8. Ronin77 1
8. Jedi Trainer 1
8. gtbumblebee 1
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

#1- Well... Somebody has been shopping in the children's department!
#2- At the 6th annual sodomization convention, perverts discus new, and still philosophical, techniques.
#3- Don't try to play it off like you were stretching!! We all saw you with your hand up there! No straight dude stretches like that, anyway!
#4- Russian and Spanish fans come together for the stupidest symbol of unity since a Norwegian man and a Canadian man both duct taped their genitals to a hockey stick.
#5- Bending over is not recommended in such tiny shorts. Mary (back right) chokes back the vomit while her brother begins to yell "Franks and beans! Franks and beans!"
Posted on: June 26, 2008 11:43 am
 

Photo caption contest: Wet T-shirt contest!!!

 

Wet T-shirt contest!!!
































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June Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 14
2. Beevillian 13
3. ktopp24 8
4. momluvsfootball 5
4. WarpedMind 5
4. billdawg12185 5
5. CTowns.Finest 4
5. TJ4499 4
6. bostonboy46 3
6. jzinger34 3
7. reed8992 2
7. rcurtiss09 2
7. jellydonut 2
7. NFL-Soloman 2
7. goodfellas31 2
7. Delta 07 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
8. Bronalanche 1
8. turbozo 1
8. kngonz0826 1
8. vwcats 1
8. poetz 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. CZRT 1
8. DC Gator 1
8. True_Rebel 1
8. BriChi 1
8. Ronin77 1
8. Jedi Trainer 1
8. gtbumblebee 1
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


1- SKIN-TO-WIN! SKIN-TO-WIN!
2- Clearly, nobody told this contestant that there are no points for creativity in wet T-shirt contests.
3- Just imagine... You could use them as trampolines.
4- Hey... Where the heck were you for the wet T-shirt contest?! Oh no, don't you try to give me that "classy lady" line. I'm not buying it!
5- When two girls get together on stage, it usually improves both their chances of winning. No, really... Try it out!
 
 
 
 
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