Tag:cheerleaders
Posted on: March 25, 2009 12:13 pm
Edited on: March 25, 2009 12:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Who's still on the bubble?

 These guys!

 

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March Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 15
2. Mister Peabody 10
3. BernieRotten 9
4. BigBluMasochist 6
5. locotbish 4
5. jtothed 4
5. Gundy22 4
6. rjucla 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 2
6. Waldocruise 2
6. River_Rat 2
7. Gabbo Del Sol 1
7. BuccinGator 1
7. D2Moo 1
7. gerdeep 1
7. WarpedMind 1
7. Scott00049 1
7. LC18chinaman 1
7. dolphinwater 1
7. fbombmike 1
7. teets3 1
7. redbirdrouser 1
7. jzinger34 1
7. SpartanFanDan                            
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner:
kmvenne

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. Newly improved X-ray technology reveals that men don't just have another brain down there... they've got two! (See, ladies, it's not our fault. We're outnumbered 2-to-1.)
2. "Nope, it's not working! Your posture is still terrible. Take that thing out of your shirt and bend over... I think it's time we give the 'internal method' a try."
3. I plead the 5th... and stop acting like you never had one too many in the parking lot before the game.
4. It was entertaining, but in the end, Ron's inability to moonwalk killed the impersonation.
5. When Armando was asked why he'd chosen figure skating instead of actual bullfighting, Maria put an end to his excuse before it started.

 

 

Posted on: March 12, 2009 11:46 am
 

Photo caption contest: Cheerleader Day!

For anyone interested, the Member Mayhem submission process has started for this year's college basketball Contest. And, this time, WE'VE GOT A PRIZE!

The winner will earn a sweet piece of memorabilia signed by a future hall-of-famer. Click here to check it out!

 


 

I've gotta get rid of some of these before my wife starts thinking I have alternative motives for hosting this contest! I swear, that woman drives me up a wall some days... (Check out yesterday's contest if you missed that joke. That was a pretty good one too, BigBlu. Wink )

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March Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 8
2. BigBluMasochist 6
3. kmvenne 5
4. BernieRotten 4
5. rjucla 2
5. River_Rat 2
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. Gabbo Del Sol 1
6. locotbish 1
6. fbombmike 1
6. teets3 1
6. Gundy22 1
6. redbirdrouser 1
6. jzinger34 1
6. SpartanFanDan 1                          
January Winner: BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

 

1. The Mighty Ducks' famed "Flying V" formation was rendered obsolete today when the Sixers cheerleading squad inadvertently created the far-superior "Kneeling V" formation.
2. Seriously... They need some cover for their simultaneous "one-cheek sneak".
3. Suzie just couldn't take her eyes off it... That same red balloon had been stuck in the rafters since the last home game two weeks ago.
4. Russian cheerleaders quickly improvise, taking the "Kneeling V" to a whole new level. Who would have though the nuclear holocaust would be started with the words, "Oh no you di-ent!"?
5. Rachel used to be made fun of for having six fingers on her right hand, but she eventually decided to chop of the second pinkie, and just wrap some medical tape around the nub

 

 

 

Posted on: December 15, 2008 11:57 am
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...


Just a reminder to anyone who's shooting for the December title: Scoring ends this Thursday!






















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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 7
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
3. BigBluMasochist 4
4. jzinger34 2
4. River_Rat 2
4. delta80eight 2
4. Mister Peabody 2
4. ColoradoBulldog 2
4. TJ4499 2
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. naterb 1
5. PP-Super Freak 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. DR DR 1
5. jcvg 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. Mr Unknown! 1
5. dadzilla 1
5. kimski518 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. Redwing#19 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. ShakeEmOff 1
5. Happy4Jets 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. "OK, ladies... Anyone who sits on Santa's lap can have anything they want for Christmas!"
2. "Here we go again," thought Timmy. "Another one of 'mommy's friends' who thinks taking me to a game will get mommy to put out."
3. ...and for the third time that week, Reggie Williams was thrown out of the sauna for "inappropriate touching".
4. Even Moore's teammates agreed... the "At least I'm not a Bengal" taunt was a low blow.
5. Human foosball ratings decreased drastically when the female leagues opted to replace the skirt uniforms.
Posted on: October 14, 2008 11:36 am
 

Photo caption contest: Shadow dancing...


Hotter than Andy Gibb, but probably not as talented as pilobolus.























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October Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 6
1. Hoosier Mick 6
2. Train Derailer 5
3. TJ4499 4
3. Mister Peabody 4
4. NFL-Solomon 3
5. CptMasterShake 2
5. EagleMtnAirtax 2
6. Jellydonut 1
6. Meat Supply 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. dudlydorit 1
6. jzinger34 1
6. ktopp24 1
6. HawaiiHorn 1
6. Bluesox51 1
6. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. Let there be light... and let there be 114 semi-aroused men in the crowd.
2. It's Always Sunny in... Los Angeles?
3. Hotties for Holden: The happiest Catcher in the Rye enthusiasts you've even seen.
4. Once again, Frank would be found sobbing in the shower after being violated on the field. "Curse you naturally-hairless buns of steel! Why must you tempt them!? Why!?"
5. With the untimely demise of Nurse Gollum, Ralph became the new official poster-boy for for conjoined fetus myslexia.

Posted on: August 8, 2008 11:34 am
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders


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August Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 3
1. kwelly 3
1. jzinger34 3
2. turbozo 2
2. Hoosier Mick 2
2. Warped Mind 2
2. YU Tennisballs 2
2. Train Derailer 2
3. Strictly Butta 1
3. Meat Supply 1
3. Charle76 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. Fanat5280 1
3. axeman 1
3. randomname5 1
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. BigJimSlade29 1
3. scott00049 1
3. Vamos_JK 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


1- "Why, yes... I am Yao Ming. So what are you ladies doing later?"
2- When my uncle told me that he'd fought against "Charlie" in Vietnam, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
3- I know that China has a population problem, but castration by Lau Chin seems a little bit extreme. I mean, look at the size of those! From the swelling, I'd guess it must have taken him over an hour to pull those off.
4- I never thought I'd say this... Maybe a traffic circle would be a good idea?
5- "Wait... This isn't the team with Randy Moss?! Crap, I retire."
Posted on: June 12, 2008 12:07 pm
Edited on: June 12, 2008 12:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: They're not Swedish, but..

...who really cares, right?




















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June Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 6
2. momluvsfootball 5
3. CTowns.Finest 4
4. bostonboy46 3
4. Beevillian 3
4. TJ4499 3
4. ktopp24 3
5. reed8992 2
5. billdawg12185 2
5. WarpedMind 2
6. turbozo 1
6. kngonz0826 1
6. jellydonut 1
6. vwcats 1
6. jzinger34 1
6. rcurtiss09 1
6. Sunnysidez86 1
6. CZRT 1
6. gtbumblebee 1
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1- Shelly hadn't gotten her butt implants yet, so she was forced to show off her other "attributes".
#2- "Yeah, girl, you betta get that thang. Don't want da green goblin danglin out when you tryin to throw it down. Yo... holla at me once you wash yo hands."
#3- "Surprisingly, nobody even commented on the wings. It was almost as if they didn't notice."
#4- Clearly, this guy just got laid.
#5- In Croatia, a man who owns 50 pigs can have everything he wants.



Posted on: May 21, 2008 11:22 am
Edited on: May 21, 2008 12:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Making Belichick look good

Belichick and his boobs...



















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May Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 21
2. thefarnz 11
2. Jellydonut 11
3. WarpedMind 10
4. Terry Tate 5
5. reed8992 4
6. Smorgie @ the Y 2
6. kmgonz0826 2
6. The Big B 2
6. gtbumblebee 2
7. Alexa 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. billdawg12185 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. One4Favre 1
7. gtbumblebee 1
7. JLo2323 1
7. OnlyOneLT 1
7. don61111 1
7. MonsterMan77 1
7. fbombmike 1
7. WEEK10HELP 1
7. KARKARPG1STAR 1
7. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



#1- Five boobs.
#2-Even though tickle-fighting has yet to gain widespread notoriety, coach Pavel Crvcek conducts practice with an iron fist, and the eyes of an eagle. "No, no Rolf! When you hook the wrist, you go to the armpit! You should know this by now! Think about it, man... Why lift his arm that high if you're going for the stomach!?"
#3- OK, fine, you can lift more than me. You don't have to rub it in.
#4- As obesity becomes the hot-button issue, Japan rounds up its sumo wrestlers and forces them in to weight loss camps.
#5- "What do you mean, 'They found the rest of the tapes.'? I thought you said you destroyed those, Roger! Oh, the league is going to pay for this! I'm benching Brady! You see how many of these bandwagon New England fans stick around when we go 4-12! That's right... They'll all go back to wearing their old Cowboys gear... won't have to buy anything new because the logo hasn't changed! You just watch that revenue drop!"
Posted on: May 15, 2008 11:58 am
Edited on: May 15, 2008 12:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Show her the balls

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May Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 13
2. Jellydonut 8
2. WarpedMind 8
3. thefarnz 8
4. Terry Tate 5
5. reed8992 3
6. Smorgie @ the Y 2
6. kmgonz0826 2
7. The Big B 2
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. billdawg12185 1
7. LUV 2 Q 1
7. One4Favre 1
7. gtbumblebee 1
7. JLo2323 1
7. KARKARPG1STAR 1
7. neptune02780 1
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975


#1 "Oh man, that's not funny! I walked all the way across the parking lot when you said I could see them!"
#2 "Don't worry girls. In the WNBA, nobody will mind."
#3 Who's Kobe's favorite?
#4 Everyone thought it was funny until war broke out at the botanical gardens. That day, Don Cherry survived without a scratch.
#5 Seriously?!
 
 
 
 
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