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Posted on: June 3, 2008 1:57 pm
 

Getting Blown ...Off

Reading Smorgie's lycanthrope blow off technique really made me laugh and I thought about some of the excuses I have used to get guys to stop bothering me in bars.  The run of the mill stuff sure, period, herpes, married, aching to get married, you know the lines guys.  I really haven't come up with too many creative blow-off techniques, certainly no sure fire ones that work no matter what. But I know there are some hard core daters out there on both sides of the blow off who can share their most sure fire weapon or share one that was used on them personally.  One that was so original that you just had to respect her for its creativity and originality.

One to get us started....(not a very good one) .... I was sitting in bar minding my own business when my third hit  of the evening presented himself.  He rather politely said, " Excuse me, I hate to bother you..."   And I interrupted with a curt, "Then don't."  Ouch, that was rude of me but I was not in the mood for passes that evening.  To that polite fellow, sorry about that.

Anyway, I know you can do better than that.

AV

Posted on: May 27, 2008 8:56 am
Edited on: May 27, 2008 6:40 pm
 

I need help choosing my new cup size...A,B,C or D

The time is drawing near.  A time so long and far into the future I could not imagine it actually getting here.  But on Friday I head to the plastic surgeon to discuss my reconstructive surgery.  Before my cancer, I was a D-cup.  I have lived most of my life with big breasts and they had become a part of my identity whether I wanted them to or not.  Living without after my cup had runneth over has been an eye opening experience in many ways-both positive and negative.  For a time I felt very inadequate and extremely self concious.  Natural to feel this way after so drastic a change to my health, physical and mental.  But the docs have giving me the go ahead to begin the process of reconstruction.  I am so excited to writing a late if not final chapter in the book of my cancer and look forward to getting on with normalcy. 

But I have a problem, I am not sure what size I want to be for the rest of my life.  I am 37 years old, 5'9" and 122 lbs today.  I am tall, athletic and muscular in build.  I am thinking of something smaller.  Perhaps a full B or smaller C cup.

But everytime I decide, I change my mind again.  So I need some help guys and gals.  Opinions please.  Pros and cons. Go big or small?  Or perhaps follow Baby Bear's advice and find something that is just right.

Thanks,

AV

Dear Trolls,

F.O.A.D. - thank you.

Posted on: May 10, 2008 12:24 pm
 

The Second Coming of My Virginity

It had been 10 months for me.  Now granted I haven't felt up to it for the last 6 or 7 months.  But even then I was starting to wonder if I was going to ever have an opportunity to enjoy lovemaking again.  But alas, I have met a very nice man and have been spending quite abit of time with him for the last several weeks - explanation for my absence around here.  Anyway, it just sorta happened and it was a huge relief for me in many ways.  The obvious one, of course.  But just getting back into the saddle without my bridle (breasts) and riding the horse again - sorry for the metaphor - was strange and awkward - but he was very patient and gentile and what a ride I gave him!!!

So I guess I have lost my second virginity.....   Nice!!  Oh so nice indeed.

So I want to know.....what is the longest stretch of abstinence you have gone through, what was the reason and what did it feel like to get back on the carnival ride?  I know my stomach had butterflies.

AV (is back)

 

Posted on: March 12, 2008 7:03 pm
 

Guilty Pleasures Two - Come (Clean) Again, Boys

When I have had a man around the house I must admit I have put on his button down shirt when he was not home.  It smelled wonderful and made me think devilishly about previous events.  Later when he came home I modeled it for him.  Ofcourse I never buttoned it all the way up, letting the top edge of a lacy bra peek out here and there.  They have all loved it and I have to admit I found it sexy and a turn on.  Just writing this now ... mmmm...... or is it a purrrr?  I have to admit to even wearing my man's boxers, though they were a little loose, and those were sexy too.  So as I thought about it and how sexy I found it to be, it occurred to me that men may get the same guilty pleasure if the shoe were on the other foot, so to speak.

You remember.  You're alone.  No one is coming home for hours. There it is at the foot of the bed.  It is calling to you.  Remember last night.  Yeah, you remember.  A quick touch.  Soft.  Almost still warm.  Shiny and smooth. Glance around.  You are alone, I assure you.  Go ahead, touch it again. It is only a bra.  Silky and lacy. You pick it up.  You fondly fondle it.  How silly I must look? No, no you don't.  Go ahead. You hold it up.

Now for the question.  Have you ever put it on?  Maybe not hooked it, after all 34 inches is way too small to go around your chest.  But have you put your arms through the straps?  How did you feel?  Sexy or silly.  It was only you alone with her bra...it won't tell.

Now that was alone time....have you ever modeled your ladies garmets for her?  This is what I want to know.  How does a man look in a teddy or bustier....  I am not talking about trannies or other perversions....just married or committed couples getting crazy in the privacy of their own bedrooms.   I have been to Brazil and seen a thong on a man at the beach - not attractive at all. 

Please make yourselves comfortable on the couch....

The Doctor is in.

AV

Posted on: February 10, 2008 5:05 pm
 

Jack Frost has never seen cleavage....for certain

Returned from Mexico to -4 degrees.  Back beneath the wool for another eternity, at least until the spring comes...in June or is it July this year. I am certain Jack Frost has never ogled a glimps of a womans essence because there just aren't any ladies out there brave enough, strike that, crazy enough to show anything below the neck.  I am not even showing my earlobes right now!! 

Thank goodness my friendly neighbor plowed my driveway,  the pile is 6 feet high on both sides.  No way the truck was going to make it in there, my guess was 3 feet in the low spot.

So back to my thought, I go to Mex on business and stretch it out into a minivacation in Cancun area.  Had a great time.  Got some sun on some places sorely in need.  Got the batteries charged up.  Bought a new bikini, a new dancing dress, and a new pair of sandals, but now I am back in the Suck, wearing boots, a wool turtleneck, a down coat, gloves, ear muffs - what the hell is sexy about that??  Nothing....

I offer that Jack Frost is either homosexual or maybe he is Rob in Tally...my new posting buddy....because there is no way Jack F.  gets any arousal from what I am wearing now or in Rob's case, just because I am a woman and he is not into that.

Final thought...

Electile Dysfunction  - Failure to become aroused by any candidate put forth by any political party.

Love All Ya'll (not you Rob in Tally)

AV

Posted on: February 7, 2008 5:32 pm
 

Sun in my fun...

Welcome to Mexico Senorita.....

A lttle sun in my fun.....some oil on my skin.....an umbrella in my drink.....a new bikini - so nice.......a little sun on my shoulders....some golf with rentals.....some rum and dancing....Thanks for that headache Jose C......no cell phones...but I do have internet (go figure)......my that guy over there is cute and .....gay - my luck.....do I have enough money to retire?......I hate work...........

Phone call home to a girl friend to confirm pickup at airport.  2-3 feet of snow in driveway, high temp of 3 degrees F.....

What is the immigration policy to Mexico? I think I'm staying.....

My advice to all you snow bound Americanos......put a skid mark on the visa and get south for some fun in the sun with Amerigo!!!

Has been great for my psyche.....

 
 
 
 
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