Posted on: May 10, 2008 12:24 pm

The Second Coming of My Virginity

It had been 10 months for me.  Now granted I haven't felt up to it for the last 6 or 7 months.  But even then I was starting to wonder if I was going to ever have an opportunity to enjoy lovemaking again.  But alas, I have met a very nice man and have been spending quite abit of time with him for the last several weeks - explanation for my absence around here.  Anyway, it just sorta happened and it was a huge relief for me in many ways.  The obvious one, of course.  But just getting back into the saddle without my bridle (breasts) and riding the horse again - sorry for the metaphor - was strange and awkward - but he was very patient and gentile and what a ride I gave him!!!

So I guess I have lost my second virginity.....   Nice!!  Oh so nice indeed.

So I want to know.....what is the longest stretch of abstinence you have gone through, what was the reason and what did it feel like to get back on the carnival ride?  I know my stomach had butterflies.

AV (is back)


Posted on: March 23, 2008 10:09 am

Let's play 20 questions...with AV and YOU

A recent blog talked about the new game show where they ask you embarassing questions while you are hooked up to a lie detector machine.  The more questions you answer correctly the more money you win.  I enjoyed "E's" blog and wanted to build on it with you minions out there. 

The Rules:

  1. Answer any question previously posted in the blog HONESTLY (I am the Lady of Blind Justice and will also be executioner)
  2. Provided you followed Rule 1, you now get to ask another Yes-No question.   
  3. You must answer your own question and provide circumstances.
  4. I will answer your question honestly and so can anyone else so that they may ask a question.
  5. Good taste prevails always.  Edit yourselves so I don't have to.

The first question:

Have you ever lied to a member of the opposite sex to avoid going out on a date with them?

Yes.  On many occasions I am afraid.  Mostly the cocky ego laden boys who think they are Gods gift to women and treat me like a conquest.   I have been brutally honest with these guys before, but the drama that ensues is not worth the pleasure, fragile egos crumble into a million pieces. Invariably I am called a bad name.   So I lie to them and tell them I am a lesbian or that I want to get married and have babies or some other terrible story to make them flee.  I like to see if I can get them to leave skid marks.  I know, I am terrible!!

Next Question


Posted on: March 20, 2008 6:02 pm

Where's Waldo Been In This World?

At the special request of one of my most ardent supporters, another question for the men and women of this board.  Lovin' in elevators, backseat of your ole man's Ford, behind them bushes, in the park, the kitchen table, your parents room, in a hospital bed (with or without the nurse), at school, in your son's tree house, your office, the mall, a mile high.....where ever you have had the gumption, the kahonis, the urge, the surge, the 'mones....what is the most outrageous place you have had sex.....and so help me God the first person who says' "Up the butt" will get a deletion so fast you'll wonder if you actually hit the submit button......Circumstances are helpful in scoring your post.

For me the most outrageous is in a movie theatre...I dated the owner...and we had some after hours showings.  Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.....


Dare I say keep it clean?

Posted on: March 17, 2008 5:01 pm

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

The first time.  Starts with a glance, a coy look, a smile, a stare.  The time was right.  Who knows why now is now.  Mom and Dad are away.  The mice will play.  The hormones are surging.  It is so hot in here.  Caution is thrown to the wind and the sparks fly.  We all have our first time memory.   The circumstance, the location, the person you were with were all memorable.  The sex on the other hand was probably closer to forgettable. 

For the girls it is often a disappointment, over a little too fast for us and then there is all that poking around before hand.  No not there.  No. No definitely not THERE. Yeah OK there.  Where are you going?  What do you mean your done?

How about you fellas?  Let's be clear.  I want honesty.  No tales of manliness lasting deep into the evening. The poor girl begging for you to let her catch her breath.  The endless phone calls from her pleading for your return.  I want you to tell me about all 43 seconds in as much detail as proper editing can allow on this website.

Furthermore, I want to know .....was it serendipity?  Or your long time boy or girl friend?  Was it romantic or just overwith?  Who was it with? The baby sitter, the neighbor, the nanny, your cousin...let's hear it all including your age and your partner's age.

Let the lies begin......my BSometer is calibrated...so I will know....


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Posted on: March 7, 2008 10:08 pm

Seed me tenth....the best possible seed.

If you get to choose your seed and it cannot be a #1 Seed, give me the 10th seed.  After all, you get to play a cocky 7th seed and if you win that, you get to become cinderella and beat a number 2 seed.  Always happens in every Madness or so it seems.  After that the table is set to make it to the Great 8 and maybe the final four.  There is no better path for a higher seed.

Then again the 13th seed has the luxury of dusting off an over rated 4 seed.  Most likely a name recognition school that has been propped up all season in the rankings.  They are ripe for the picking for David looking to show he isn't scared of overly large people with a weakness for rocks (David and Goliath reference). At worst you play a 5 seed or maybe a 12 seed.  Now that set's the table.

Who really wants to be seeded high....only one way to go...down....seems it always happens.

That's my viewpoint on the Big Sock Hop (Dance).

Love to dance........

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