Let me adjust my tinfoil hat and close the blinds while I relate the latest sports conspiracy theory.
The Pittsburgh Steelers have no primetime games in the first half of the season but five in the second half.
The freaking Steelers.
One of the biggest, gold standard names in sports.
No primetime games until Oct. 31 and they don't face a playoff team until Week Four.
Think about that for a second.
It almost seems as if the schedule makers were accounting for a suspension of Ben Roethlisberger, eh?
But no way that would happen. No way at all.
Is that a black helicopter overhead?