After checking into my hotel in Cleveland for Browns camp, I decided to take my fat ass to a local gym. I worked with an excellent trainer for an hour and then headed to my car in the parking lot.
Several cars away from mine were two people in small van having sex. In a parking lot...broad daylight...doors and windows open.
True story. Witnessed some funky, butt ugly parking lot sex.
Thought about calling the cops but that would be hatin'.
Insert Rick Pitino joke here.