Here's Tuesday's Dear Gary ...
Dear Gary: Not to knock Bobby Maze's music video, but in the best interest of being fair in the state of Tennessee let me point you in the direction of former Vanderbilt player Shan Foster's lil' performance.
I like Shan Foster.
I even wrote a whole column about why he doesn't have an 'e' on the end of his name.
But I must tell you that clip of him singing I can't wait to play in the NBA is so unintentionally hilarious it makes me cringe, not to mention the fact that that he is, you know, not playing in the NBA. Instead, Foster is a member of Juvecaserta of the Italian League, which raises two interesting questions:
1. Should Foster rename the song I can't wait to play in Italy?
2. If so, does there need to be an Italian verse added?