Posted on: March 15, 2008 11:19 am
Edited on: March 15, 2008 11:19 am
The SEC Tournament is taking the form of an AAU Tournament.
Two games in one day?
The only thing that'll make this better is if the teams with the second game -- Tennessee and Arkansas -- have to sit in the bleachers to watch Kentucky-Georgia while Sonny Vaccaro comes out to give a speech at halftime. Oh yeah, and I'm gonna need a bunch of chairs all around the court, you know, for other coaches to sit in. And I need officials in shorts. And can't they just roll in two more goals at Georgia Tech, turn the court sideways and play two games at the same time so everybody can watch four rosters full of players at once?
I mean, if the SEC is going AAU it needs to go all out.
I want somebody's uncle who happens to be on a Nike payroll to coach every team.
And I want to see runners for agents on the freakin' bench, drawing up plays and handing out cash.
And ... (I could go on for 500 more words but I think I'll just stop right here)