Here's Tuesday's Dear Gary ...
Dear Gary: Who has prettier eyes: Stanley Robinson at Connecticut or A.J. Abrams at Texas? Seriously, what's up with their eyelashes?
I'm glad to know I'm not the only heterosexual man -- I'm assuming you're heterosexual too, Phil, but if not, that's cool -- who has looked at A.J. Abrams' eyes and thought, "Damn, those are some pretty freaking eyes." His eyelashes are off the charts, and this is coming from somebody who can appreciate nice eyelashes, because, at the risk of bragging, I must admit that my eyelashes are spectacular. You can't really tell from my picture, but ask around. My eyelashes must be in the upper 95 percentile of adult males, and yet I feel embarrassed anytime I'm around Abrams, because he's got like the best eyelashes I've ever seen.
So to answer your initial question, it's A.J. Abrams with the prettiest eyes, and it's not close.
Best eyelashes in college basketball.
And an OK jumper, too.