Did you know that 90% of all species of birds are monogamous?
Really, 90% keep the same sexual partner for life?
Wow, good for them.
But that makes me wonder about the other 10%...
Are they a bunch of playa's? Do they go out clubbin' looking for one-night-stands?
Is there a bunch of ho-bag females that fly around looking for males alone in a nest?
Are there pimp birds that keep a bunch of hooker birds for these non-monogamous males?
Is there a Heidi Fleiss type bird for the more famous birds like Toucan Sam or Daffy Duck?
But it kinda makes you wonder.....