Posted on: February 24, 2011 10:31 am
Edited on: February 24, 2011 10:31 am

2/24 - Completely random and unexplained thoughts

Did you know that a female pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?

Wow, that's gotta make the male pig's feel pretty good about themselves.

They'd be all like "Yeah, see what I can do for you? See how good I am?"

But then the female's would be all like "Yeah but you ain't be puttin' a ring on my finger yet."

And the male's would be like "Whateva, porky. You ain't tyin' me down."

And the female's would come back with "Don't chu be callin' me that bacon boy."

And the male's say "I'll call u what I want woman. Now make me a turkey pot pie."

And by then, the orgasm would be over and the female would just move out and take half of the mud puddle.

She would probobly start sleeping with the new young stud pig in the neighboring sty also. 

Well, maybe not.

But it kinda makes you wonder.


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