Posted on: January 16, 2013 11:59 am

1/16 Completly random and unexplained thoughts

Did you know that the loneliest creature on Earth is probably a whale who has been swimming the Pacific ocean for at least 12 years, and singing out in the hope of finding a mate.

Scientists report that every whale has a unique song, unlike that of any other whale – so different that while it’s been calling for companionship for over a decade..... 

....it has never received a response.

Poor thing.

Maybe there's a prostitute whale it can hook up with. 

Maybe there's a promiscuous dolphin in the area.   

Maybe it could pleasure itself. if it's fins were long enough. 

Maybe not. 
Posted on: April 12, 2010 10:18 am
Edited on: April 12, 2010 10:19 am

4/12 - Completely random and unexplained thoughts

Did you know that a whale's penis is called a "Dork"?

Ummmm.....I don't know if I want to say much more about that.

I can't believe I said that in the first place.

Just think about this....
The next time you call your kid a dork, what are you really calling them?

Makes you second guess yourself, huh?


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