Posted on: July 12, 2010 2:06 am

Lebron is a Vag, but will the Heat win?

So I know this Jamiacan guy (who is a die-hard Knicks fan); and in his infinite blind Knickness, he seems to think that the trio of LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade won't be able to co-exist with success in Miami. To him I would ask....would you still be asking the same question if that  trio had bought into James Dolan's (and Isiah)'s BS, and signed with the Knicks?? Hell no brah!! You'd be cheering like all of us true Nets fans were in the 1992 playoffs when Drazen just kept raining 3's on the Cavs. Face it my friend, your're jealous of Miami, not pissed off at Lebron. (just for the record too, I am jealous and hate his pussy ass as well).So yes, they'll probably take 56 shots between the three of them every night, BUUUUUT they'll also sign 10 other cracka a** honkeys that will literally just feed them the ball the whole game. I shit you not, Veal (quick story, Veal actually refers to Brian Scalabrine, who during his rookie year with the New Jersey Nets was given the name Veal because his body resembled that of veal (Veal; a baby calf, who's meat is the whitest and tenderest of all meats), would fit in nicely with Miami. If I were Rielly, I'd sign his lilly white a** (and 10 other goofy bastards) for the league minimum and make a run. And while I know it sounds crazy to think you'll win with a three man team, think about it....the league isn't that good. What team has three defenders that can shut down an elite scorer each? Answer.......................the 1989 Detroit Pistons. In other words, NOBODY. It's a sham, and a pussy move; but Lebron has figured it out. He'll get his title and be makin' it rain till 2080 yo, !!!!!!!!!
Category: NBA
Tags: bosh, heat, knicks, lebron, wade
Posted on: June 6, 2008 12:08 pm

Paul Pierce is PATHETIC!!!!

The man is no doubt an offensive force, but after witnessing that pathetic "injury" last night, he is obviously a complete fraud. I thought those idiot European soccer players were bad when they go down like they were shot at close range after they barely bump into somebody prancing around the "pitch", but I give them a pass because it's part of their "ballet on grass" sport. But basketball, in AMERICA, c'mon Pierce!!! ("You're better than that" Mark Jackson) Show a little toughness. Getting carried off the court like he was just run over by truck, writhing in pain, etc. then returning a few minutes later and hitting fade away 30 footers with ease. Please. Pathetic, absolutly pathetic. You could see the league setting up the cameras for the perfect shot of his inevitable "triumphant" return out of the locker room a mear 3 minutes after he appeared to need to be submitted to the ICU. If you actually think that that was all real last night, you have a substance abuse problem. That farce was an insult. Pierce can play, but his true charachter was revealed by that pathetic display.
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