The Lions Den

After watching a couple games it looks like the Wings are going to struggle.(nearly made it two shutouts in three games last night... Yikes) Maybe they make it in though. Danny Cleary needs to stay healthy. Hey 68, do you have an oxygen machine? It really does complete the gambling ensemble.

Hey 68, do you have an oxygen machine? It really does complete the gambling ensemble.

Great idea!!! No, but I'm working on it. Although I don't suppose one would have to actually need the machine to get one. I should pick up a wheelchair while I'm at it.

MLK day I was betting Golden Gate. When I was out there, Belmar was only a mile and a half away, but I drove across the bridge to Golden Gate because, for some reason, it was like money in the bank. So the guy from Michigan says, "You're the only guy I ever see betting Golden Gate". (everybody else was betting Santa Anita) I told him that Golden Gate was the only place I win. When you guys go to Vegas, don't you spend most of your time in casinos where you win?

Nawwww..... I just go to the Brothels.

More from the comedy team! Zing!



Tex and K-Zoo ladies and gents, they'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress... 

A word of advice to my Lions bretheren.  If you've been out all night drinking, don't try and do fish tails in the snow.  It will never end well.

Please tell me this is not from direct experience?

Hey Lions fans. Did you know that the #85 is a retired number on that team? Retired 40 years ago for player Chcuk Hughes - who died on the field of a heart attack back in 1971. Strange enough - I notice that a guy named Scheffler is wearing #85. Anyone know the story - or is it just another case of showing everyone that the Detroit Lions Footbal Company has little class???

Hughes must have gave Scheff special permission to wear his number...

Hey Lions fans. Did you know that the #85 is a retired number on that team? Retired 40 years ago for player Chcuk Hughes - who died on the field of a heart attack back in 1971. Strange enough - I notice that a guy named Scheffler is wearing #85. Anyone know the story - or is it just another case of showing everyone that the Detroit Lions Footbal Company has little class???

Died running back to the huddle during the final 2 minute warning against the Bears. But to answer your question... he asked permission from Hughes family.

Please tell me this is not from direct experience?

Wish I could say that.  Noone was hurt, and damage is left to only a broken axle.  I was literally 2 blocks from home and thought it'd be fun.  Boy was I wrong.  I managed to drive it home and avoid any legal issues.     Crazy thing is there are 2 cops on my street and this happened between both of their homes.  Glad I didn't hit one of their cars.  

What did we learn?

Manti Te'o likes dudes?

Mmmmmm! Just made Cuban Pork Chops with Mojo Sauce! (it's pronounced mo-ho. I was excited about the Mojo part too, but alas, they're not Austin Powers pork chops).

Made 'em with my famous cheesy potato bites (panko-battered cheesy masked potatoes deep-fried in bacon grease).



Sunday is my night of the week to make dinner. Nailed it. 

Zoro-taters? (smiley face)

ive watched myself become a drunk ass stoned bartender to a sober boring old man who sits at a bar in the Lions den...

who wants a drink? if not tonight...tomorrow...ok

Did I miss happy hour? Just got out of Silver Linings Playbook thought I'd stop by The Den on my way home.....

Just got out of Silver Linings Playbook thought I'd stop by The Den on my way home.....

"MOM, WHERES MY WEDDING VIDEO?"  lmao...that movie was epic man...i loved it

just saw it last week with the wife, i didnt realize it was gonna be more of a chick flick than anything, and i can never look at jennifer lawerence the same ever again, every time i see her now all i will be able to think about is her bein a messed up, right before middle aged hot chick wiith strange issues...

and yet another reason i hate the Cowboys...theresd always that idiot in every town who cheers for the coyboys without having any reason too

I'm left trying to figure out who I'd rather have dinner with: Catness Everdeen or Tiffany Matthews. I like to talk about squirrels, but.......

squirells are always a good topic, interesting and majestic creatures