I'm Ron Burgundy?

or, fourthly, was I striving pathetically for a chuckle out of a mostly unappreciative audience by citing the punchline of one of the most enduring Lone Ranger jokes of all time?

Aren't we all striving for Chuckles and isn't this the most appreciative audience you are likely to find anywhere, ever?

You don't have a dog, do you?

Do you have my house under surveillance or are you  getting your information about my status as a pet owner from Wild Turkey's tap on my internet provider?

Is it wrong to take advantage of stock ownership perks, like the "tap-somebody's-cookies" option provided investors in WTs (now franchised in 42 states, 6 Canadian provinces y treinta y dos estados mexicanos) Baker's Bane Cyberprises, LLC (a junior partner share for which I traded a significant portion of my already golden investment in Faulkland Puffin Processing Abbatoirs, LTD holdings)?

Just gagged through a super dorky top-10 greatest Stupor Bowl commercials of all time program...can you believe the simpering braindead judges failed to even mention neither Apple Computer's super classic "1984" ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhsWzJo2sN4]) nor Outpost.Com's incomparable "Wolves" ([http://www.metacafe.com/watch/10795
57/wolves_attacking_a_marching_band
/]) spots?

H2S, I honestly don't know what I did to piss you off, but from now on...just call me out in the open...ok?

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Can you guys get this all worked out in time for St. Valentine's Day?

"Can't we all just get along?"

Is it true that Ray Lewis stabbed six people during the blackout last night?

Is it time to move on from H2S's I'm Ron Burgundy? Winner of the Question of the Month for February or do we have to keep staring at it?

I hocked my watch for a command chair on the PennyMarketStocks (PMS) Index...What time is it, anyway?

Is it bad that many times I don't care?

Didn't you make the transition during the Mayan End Times?

Did anyone miss Peter Gozinya?

who wouldn't, Don?

He wouldnt, would he?