MEMPHIS, KENTUCKY, TENNESSEE FANS XVIII

"I am sick of seeing all these posts about Calipari this, Memphis returning players that, Tennessee blah blah...face it, all three of your teams will not be in the discussion as final four teams.  So get over it, all your teams will wallow in mediocracy this year, while Michigan State (my team) or Kansas will be holding up the national championship trophy.  So quit arguing, all your teams suck."

The original post....a moment of reverent silence please....

Ok...that's enough...

Now, to pay respect to Iko and others, I would like to submit some original poetry to celebrate the occasion:

For MKTF posters there a few rules
They are designed  to discourage trolls and tools


You cannot, cry, bitch, whine or moan
Or talk to Paul on the telephone.

You cannot warn if a post makes you pissed
You cannot warn, but you can use your fist.

Reach out and punch all fools who scorn
Memphis, UK or UT or our MKTF porn.

You cannot post if you can’t handle heat
You cannot post while beating your meat.

You cannot post  when you’ve nothing to say
But you can post most readily when someone says something ghey.

It’s ok to post in the middle of night,
Sober or drunk, it’ll be alright.

Pay respect to the originals
and to the newcomers to

And remember some day
they may pay homage to you.

This thread is eternal
Unlike most of you

It will go on forever
If we want it to.

If you want to be part of CBS lore
Post what you can, and then post some more.

I was nominated by ukfanfrombirth
I humbly submit the “Greatest Thread in the History of Earth”

Ok...so there it is...

Bump.

Nice start TD.

We should work hard to give this one a good rating. 

<Standing Ovation Ole Emoticon>

I'm sorry TD.  I jumped the gun.  My thread is void.  We'll go with this one.

We should work hard to give this one a good rating.    

   We don't need bo steenking ratings.

Servants Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins! Night and day
He slaves away! Oh, poor Professor Higgins!
All day long On his feet; Up and down until he's numb;
Doesn't rest; Doesn't eat;
Doesn't touch a crumb! Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins! On he plods Against all odds;
Oh, poor Professor Higgins! Nine p.m. Ten p.m.
On through midnight ev'ry night.
One a.m. Two a.m. Three...! Quit, Professor Higgins!
Quit, Professor Higgins! Hear our plea
Or payday we Will quit, Professor Higgins!
Ay not I, O not Ow, Pounding pounding in our brain.
Ay not I, O not Ow, Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"...
Eliza The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
Henry By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it!
Now, once again where does it rain? Eliza On the plain!
On the plain! Henry And where's that soggy plain?
Eliza In Spain! In Spain! The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! Henry
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?
Eliza Hurricanes hardly happen.
How kind of you to let me come! Henry
Now once again, where does it rain?
Eliza On the plain! On the plain! Henry
And where's that blasted plain?
Eliza In Spain! In Spain! The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

Servants Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins! Night and day
He slaves away! Oh, poor Professor Higgins!
All day long On his feet; Up and down until he's numb;
Doesn't rest; Doesn't eat;
Doesn't touch a crumb! Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins! On he plods Against all odds;
Oh, poor Professor Higgins! Nine p.m. Ten p.m.
On through midnight ev'ry night.
One a.m. Two a.m. Three...! Quit, Professor Higgins!
Quit, Professor Higgins! Hear our plea
Or payday we Will quit, Professor Higgins!
Ay not I, O not Ow, Pounding pounding in our brain.
Ay not I, O not Ow, Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"...
Eliza The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
Henry By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it!
Now, once again where does it rain? Eliza On the plain!
On the plain! Henry And where's that soggy plain?
Eliza In Spain! In Spain! The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! Henry
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?
Eliza Hurricanes hardly happen.
How kind of you to let me come! Henry
Now once again, where does it rain?
Eliza On the plain! On the plain! Henry
And where's that blasted plain?
Eliza In Spain! In Spain! The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

That helped.  Let's boost the crud out of this thread.

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the
narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism.Carl Jung

That was slightly less helpful, bc.  Paul4Cats is sorry he started the other thread.  He just figured that TD passed out or something.  How does it take 2 hours to write one little post.

You 2 have killed this thread before it go off the ground.

We need  a mention of sports.. How about those Missouri Tigers?  Up by 5 a half 

How does it take 2 hours to write one little post.

'One little post'?  That was an epic poem.

Besides, I told you, ahole****. 

The configuration of a chemical rocket engine consists of the
combustion chamber, where the chemical reaction takes place, and the nozzle,
where the gases expand to create the exhaust. An important characteristic of the
rocket nozzle is the existence of a throat. The velocity of the gases at the
throat is equal to the local velocity of sound and beyond the throat the gas
velocity is supersonic. Thus the combustion of the gases within the rocket is
independent of the surrounding environment and a change in external atmospheric
pressure cannot propagate upstream.

The thrust of the rocket is given by the theoretical equation :

<center>

F = lm(dot) v_e +
( p_e - p_a ) A_e

</center>

This equation consists of two terms. The first term, called the
momentum thrust, is equal to the product of the propellant mass flow
rate m(dot) and the exhaust velocity v_e with a
correction factor l for nonaxial flow due to nozzle
divergence angle. The second term is called the pressure thrust. It is equal to
the difference in pressures p_e and p_a of the
exhaust velocity and the ambient atmosphere, respectively, acting over the area
A_e of the exit plane of the rocket nozzle. The combined effect
of both terms is incorporated into the effective exhaust velocity c. Thus
the thrust is also written

<center>

F = m(dot) c

</center>

Okay so this thread will be epic

Besides, I told you, ****. 

So did I, but Pauls had to get her sticky little hands on it before anyone could enjoy the art of composition.

Keep feeding this thread until the other one dies, but don't forget XVII still has a little space to fill.

Besides, I told you, ****. 

So did I, but Pauls had to get her sticky little hands on it before anyone could enjoy the art of composition.

Who gives a shit****, it's a fuck****ing message board.  This thread will live, the other will die.

If you were an intelligent noob and you read the first 8 posts of this thread would you come back?

Whoever's gonna do it needs to get in the can before some B1G or BigXII twerp jumps the gun.

Yeah, greg.  You told me to hold off.

If you were an intelligent noob and you read the first 8 posts of this thread would you come back?

If that were the case, nobody would've ever posted on any of the MKTF's.