Wow, what a disappointing article. I fear Mister Elling is being forced to write this pablum. The astute eye, however, will find Mister Elling's wit making it through the CBS writ: I suggest everyone read the first sentence over and over until you get it.
I doubt the guys at that top find anything about Woods cringe-worthy, other than the details of his secret life. Gary Player recently said Rory is the most-talented golfer he has ever seen. Player saw Nicklaus hit a ball or two, rumor has it.
Robert Rock also weighed in. Robert Rock, you know, the guy who defeated Woods two weeks ago. After playing the first two rounds at Dubai with Rory, he pronounced Young McIlroy the best driver of the ball he has ever seen. "Rory was just fabulous today. I feel lucky to have been up close to watch it. He makes the game look simple."
Today's suggested spin must be "Woods shot the worst score he possibly could have." Elling wrote it, the GC said it, and the post-round interviewer even put those words into Woods' mouth. The point is that while Tiger Woods didn't make very many putts, every other player made 50-foot bombs on every green. Poor ole Tiger should be leading; he was just unlucky.
This has been a great tourney so far. The only thing missing is Phil Mickelson, who evidently missed the cut.