eFG% attempts to measure the effectness of shooting by giving 3 points shots and 2 point shots the same value. That is, it tries to give 3 point and 2 point shots made the same impact on the game. FG percent is actually what happened. eFG pecentage is what could possibly happen-- If my 2's were 3's and your 3's were 2's, this is what the field goal percentage would be. But Wade has missed all his 3's this year. So if Wade were to take all of Kobe's shots and Kobe were to take all of Wade's shots, I don't know if would have the same outcome.
There is something wrong with Kobe. Have you seen him? Hes huffing and puffing. Has he started smoking? Nah, he wouldn't think it. Maybe hes huffing? No he resisted it when Kwame Brown offered, so why now? He's got some wrinkles on his face. He seems slow. He's not nearly as fast as he used to be. I don't think he has taken anyone off the dribble in years. When he dunks on breakaways he uses two hands every time. A reverse lay up is a rare occurrence. Maybe he is doing drugs? Perhaps hes taken his divorce too hard. Maybe he dug a Q-tip too far in and screwed up his equilibrium.
Wait noooo, i think i know whats wrong with Kobe Bryant.
Hes old.
Yeah thats it. Look at him. He cant get around anybody anymore. The last time he dunked on anyone was years ago. Hes 33 going on 34. And this time next year he would be staring 35 right in the face. Now that's pushing it old fella. With your 10 year supply of "Touch of grey"Just for men. Yeah that face is getting peppery. The wrinkles are becoming canyons. No lotion can save you now.
Your having the worst year of your career no doubt! On the decline old fella. Fret not, it happens to us all. The end is near but you had a good run.
Now lets take a look at how your doing.
Your 33. Okay, nooooot tooo bad.... but getting up there. Your in your 16th year in the league....ouch. Still not to many last that long ..... hmmm lets see here ...... Your shooting 44% .... not your best effort. Are you still playing hurt!?!? You cant be doing that Oldie Bryant. We talked about this.
Okay well.....what the ****?
CODE BLUE!!!!!!
SOMETHINGS WRONG!!!! SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG!!!
Your leading the LEAGUE IN SCORING? What the **** kind of instruments are these ?!?!
20 mins later......
Alright ..... well ..... The instruments are working fine according to the diagnostic. So that means you are leading the league in scoring. Incredible...... You can barely get around Fisher in practice. Pfftt...who wins scoring titles? Who? Wilt Chamberlin? Jerry West? Karreem Abdul-Jabbar? Bob Mcadoo? Pete Maravich? George Gervin? Benard King? Dominique Wilkins? Michael Jordan? Shaquille O'neal? LeBron James? Kevin Durant??? Bah!
Kobe "I know i said give it to me straight doc...but..."
Oh im sorry....you know....I have to be brutally honest. Hold still.
It seems your also averaging over 5 rebounds and assists per game? Huh.......well not bad for 16 years in the league i suppose.
You know MJ came in here around 10 years go. I told him to give it up. He was far too old. He went out and did it anyway. In one of those games he scored 51 points. He got very lucky. You wont be as lucky my friend. No not....at.....all. Not with all those knee surgeries.
I heard he said the only one who compares to him would be you. HAHAHAHA What does he know anyway? Hes no doctor. Called him his "Airness" they did ..... you know they gave him that knickname because he airballed alot in Highschool. HAHAHAHA! GET IT? AIRNESS, AIRBALL. HAHAHA.
Well anyway it looks like you could last the year buddy.
But i strongly advice you to HANG EM UP!
AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING BACK!
As far as Kobe taking all of Wade's shots--I don't believe he could do that even if he tried as he is not athletic enough at this point in his career to get the kind of **** that Wade gets
He hasn't even made a 3 pointer this year.Yes he has.
How do you think Miker Miller, Shane Battier, and Chalmers get plenty of open 3 pt looks every night?
Teams don't even double team Wade,
they barely have to game plan for himAnd you know this how? Do you work for the other 29 teams that you know who they gameplan for?
Wade isn't even a top 5 player and never has been.Yeah he is and he has been quite a few times in his career.
Yes he has.1 for 12. 8% ....Awesome ...worst 3point shooter of any guard in the league.
How do you think Miker Miller, Shane Battier, and Chalmers get plenty of open 3 pt looks every night?The guy in your picture... LBJ is how they get those looks...
And you know this how? Do you work for the other 29 teams that you know who they gameplan for?Easy,...I watch basketball games....like the rest of the NBA fans who are crazy about the game....obviously not like you.
Yeah he is and he has been quite a few times in his career.Wrong. Wade was All NBA 1st team(top 5) 1 time. Get over it. He's not as good as you think.
Wade has been a top 5 player for now the last 4 seasons and also back in 06. So pretty much for half of his career, he has been a top 5 player IMO.