Great lines from the movies game

A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!

 300 - I never saw that flick.  Is it worth it?


Swing away Merrill.  Merrill... swing away.

Swing away Merrill.  Merrill... swing away.

Signs

I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial

300 - I never saw that flick.  Is it worth it?

yes

I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial........Bridesmaids

next:

"Excuse me sir, this is a secure area."
"You should be very happy, most people live in terrible neighborhoods."

Fletch Lives


'Listen, it's Gloria, right. You're a really nice girl and I'm a nice guy. and you're very pretty with ot without cleavage, and what do you say, would you like to take a shower?.   

Listen, it's Gloria, right. You're a really nice girl and I'm a nice guy. and you're very pretty with or without cleavage, and what do you say, would you like to take a shower?

Foul Play



My uncle says you've got a screw loose. 
Your uncle molests collies.
 

My uncle says you've got a screw loose. 
Your uncle molests collies.

Caddyshack


For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.

For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.

Young Frankenstein

Yea, that's right, that's right! We bad!"

Stir Crazy.

This is a police matter and I'm looking for an indian called Billy Bear.

This is a police matter and I'm looking for an indian called Billy Bear.

48 Hours

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"Are you saying its sick to want to be alone?"

"I want my cigarettes!!!"

"SIT. DOWN. Mr. Chezwick"

"Are you saying its sick to want to be alone?"

"I want my cigarettes!!!"    

"SIT. DOWN. Mr. Chezwick"

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest    Great film! 

"You got a helmet?"
"Oh. Oh, I got a helmet! I got a beauty!"

"You got a helmet?"
"Oh. Oh, I got a helmet! I got a beauty!"

Easy Rider
The only question I ever ask any woman is "What time is your husband coming home?"

Hud

I know.  This is out of control.  I need to straighten up.
That's what you said last week.
Yea, but how much can a guy really straighten up in a week.

"I know.  This is out of control.  I need to straighten up.
That's what you said last week.
Yea, but how much can a guy really straighten up in a week."

I don't have an answer. It sounds hauntingly familiar, but can't place it. Google is of no help on this one.



"I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!"

I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!

 Godfather, part 2 I think... for once i didn't have to look one up...


I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.

I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.

Misery



Hope? Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It's got no use on the inside. You'd better get used to that idea.

(and later in the same film)  Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.