If Poopboat means your mothers anus, then yes, I was on the poop boat You seem more of a father anus traveler too me. Unless your imagioning him in my mothers nightgown......that would make a hell of a lot more sense.
STDs are part of the job. You are not a real Sailor unless doc has wacked your weiner with a mallet Yep.......confirmed! I bet that HPV makes your blow hole look like a braille Lord of the Rings novel.