2013 Death Pool

oh wait......   let me slip into my hooker heels

of course they are the plastic see through clickers beyotch!

It's right in front of our noses...




Tonya Harding 

Ahh, it is . Now i know where the smell was coming from .

ya... kill bill part 3 ...  sucker!

Once again it turns out we collectively suck at predicting death.  Updated.

Hank Aaron - 1
Paula Abdul - 151 (proof)
Bud Adams - 1
Alan Alda(2) - 1
Buzz Aldrin - 1
Muhammad Ali(2) - 1
All of humanity - 122112
Bashar al-Assad(2) - 2
Anthony Anderson - 3
Casey Anthony - 100
Lance Armstrong - 7
David Arquette - 2
Ed Asner - 1
Lauren Bacall - 1
Bob Barker - 1
Chuck Berry - 1
Gary Bettman(2) - 20
Joe Biden(2) - 2
Justin Bieber - 10
B_lake - 2
Billy Blanks - 3
Wolf Blitzer - 2
Bobby Bowden - 2
Terry Bradshaw - 2
Bobbi Kristina Brown - 2
Doyle Brunson - 1, raised to 2
George Bush Jr. - 2
George Bush Sr.(5) - 1
Mr. + Mrs. Bush - 41
Dez Bryant - 3
Carol Burnett - 1
Gary Busey - 1
Caca - #2
Glen Campbell - 1
Nick Cannon  - 3
Jimmy Carter(2) - 1
Fidal Castro - 1
Nova Cats - 2
CBS Admins - ∞
Duane "Dog" Chapman - 2
Hugo Chavez - 2
Dick Cheney(2) - 1
Chris Christie - 1
Hillary Clinton(2) - 1
CoCo - 2
Chris Collinsworth - 16.5
Sean Connery - 007
Anderson Cooper(2) - 2
Bradley Cooper - 3
Bill Cosby - .7
Bob Costas - 17.1
Tom Cruise - 33
Macaulay Culkin - 2
Jay Cutler - 3
Miley Cyrus - 3
Puff Daddy - 1
Carson Daly - 3
Doris Day(2) - 1
Andy Dick - 1
Mike Ditka(2) - 2
Conrad Dobler - 1
Kirk Douglas(2) - 1
Michael Douglas - 2
Dick van Dyke(2) - 1
Dale EarnHardt Jr. - 3
Clint Eastwood(2) - 1
Queen Elizabeth - 1
Missy Elliot - 3
Elmo - 2
Louis Farrakhan - 72
Fear&Loathing - 3
Fear&Loathing (Food poisoning) - 25
Kate Middleton fetus - 2
Kate Middleton fetus x2 - 4
Carrie Fisher - 2
Rick Flair - 1
Flavor Flav - 2
Jane Fonda(2) - 2
Michael j. Fox(2) - 1
Barney Frank - 1
Barry Frank - 1
Aretha Franklin - 1
Zsa Zsa Gabor(2) - 1
Leif Garrett - 3
Gater boys - 8
Mel Gibson - 1
Kathie Lee Gifford - 2
God(2) - 100,002 (has to be proven alive first)
Mike Golic - 2
Mikhail Gorbachev - 1
Nancy Grace - 2
Billy Graham - 1
Kathy Griffin - 2
Bryant Gumbel - 3
Greg Gumbel - 3
Gun toten' and drivin NFL players - 0
Tonya Harding - 2 2 3
Merle Haggard - 1
David Hasslehoff - 1
Albert Haynesworth - 425
Florence Henderson - 1
Stephen Hawking(2) - 1
Hugh Hefner - 1
Paris Hilton - 3
Linda Hogan - 2
Iron Shiek - 1
Jesse Jackson(1) - 1
Peter Jackson - 3
Mick Jaggar - 2
Bruce Jenner - 1
Angelina Jolie - 6969
Deacon Jones - 1
George Jones(2) - 1
Jerry Jones - 1
All the whore Kardashians - 1,000,000,000
Any Kardashian - 3
Kim Kardashian - 3
Kim Kardashian from STD - 1
Teresa Heinz Kerry - 1
Kesha(2) - 69
BB King - 1
Larry King - 1
Koch Brothers - 3
Osama Bin Laden - 100,000 (has to be proven alive in 2013 first)
Artie Lange - 2
Frank Langella - 1
Angela Lansbury - 1
Cloris Leachman - 1
Geddy Lee - 2
Stan Lee - 1
Lemmy -2
Jerry Lewis - 1
Rush Limbaugh - 1
Lindsey Lohan(6) - 2
Courtney Love - 2
Loretta Lynn - 1
John Madden(2) - 17
Bernie Madoff - 1
Nelson Mandela(5) - 1
Barry Manilow - 5
Charles Manson - 1
Marylin Manson - 2
Brandon Marshall - 3
Penny Marshall - 1
Ricky Martin -3
Willie Mays - 1
John McAfee - 1
Tin McCarver - 1
Paul McCartney - 2
Joe McDonald - 1
Kenny McMormick - 2
Joel McHale - 3
Al Michaels - 2
Brett Michaels - 2
MidnightRayne - 3
Eddie Money - 2
Erin Moran - 2
Hosni Mubarak - 1
Brent Musberger - 3
Stan Musial - 1
Joe Namath - 2
Wilie Nelson - 420
Vince Neil - 3
Leonard Nimoy - 1
Chuck Noll(2) - 1
Chuck Norris - 3
Ted Nugent - 30.06
Barack Obama - 2
Rosie O'Donnell - 1
Bill O'Reilly - 1
Ozzy Osbourne - 1
Terrell Owens - 2
Chuck Pagano - 2
Nancy Pelosi(2) - 96
David Petraeus - 2
Dr. Phil - 30
Regis Philman - 1
Joaquin Phoenix - 2
Pink - 3
Terry Pratchett - 1
Randy Quaid - 2
Carl Reiner - 1
Burt Reynolds - 1
Condaleeza Rice - 2
Little Richard - 1
Keith Richards(3) - 1
Don Rickles - 1
Dennis Rodman - 2
Al Roker - 2
Jim Rome - 16.8
Mickey Rooney - 1
Mickey Rourke - 1
Buddy Ryan - 1
Rex Ryan - 2
Jerry Sandusky(2) - 1
Ahrnold Scharzenegger - 2
Vin Scully - 1
Scuzz - 2
Ryan Seacrest - 3
Pete Seeger - 1
Steven Segal - 1
Bud Selig - 3
SexualChoc11 - 2
June Shannon - 375(lbs)
Ariel Sharon - 1
Al Sharpton - 37814
William Shatner - 1
Charlie Sheen(2) - 2
Martin Sheen - 3
OJ Simpson - 25 (to life)
Mike the Situation  - 3
NFL Solomon - 1
SonnyBlack - 2
Baby Snooki - 3
Momma Snooki(2) - 23
Alfredo Di Stefano(2) - 1
Kirsten Stewart - 4
Martha Stewart - 2
All The Rolling Stones - 3
Barbara Streisand(2) - 1
Ndmakong Suh -3
Pat Summerall - 1
Syrians (all of them) - 3
Geoff Tate - 2
Lawrence Taylor - 3
Manti Teo - 2
Alana Thompson (honey boo boo) - 7
Mike Tice - 3
Donald Trump - 2
Bob Uecker - .200
Kim Jong Un - 1
Micheal Vick - 2
Marcus Vick - 1
View castmember - 1
Abe Vigoda(2) - 1
Eli Wallach - 1
Barbwa Walters - 1
Adam West - 1
Kanye West - 3
Betty White(3) - 1
Owen Wilson  - 2
Oprah Winfrey - 2
Jay Z - 2
Zombies - 1968

Dick Van Dyke

Dick Van Dyke



No, I read this weekend that he has a wife half his age.  He has something to wake up to every morning






 

Wifey just called...said her teaching partner, just back from burying her husband last week, shared details of the guy's last moments:  he'd picked her up at work, was moving along normally in the 5-lanes of crushour traffic...said "Something's Not Right"...clutched his chest...and died.  Guy was 57, peak of health, never smoked.  Guy wasn't on this list either...so, nobody wins...which is the endpoint of this thread, isn't it?

223?   really?  is that all........ i am starting to feel pretty with those kinda results !!

pretty girl.... pretty pretty girl....

Updated and added Jim Nabors

Anthony Anderson - 3
Casey Anthony - 100
Lance Armstrong - 7
David Arquette - 2
Ed Asner - 1
Lauren Bacall - 1
Bob Barker - 1
Chuck Berry - 1
Gary Bettman(2) - 20
Joe Biden(2) - 2
Justin Bieber - 10
B_lake - 2
Billy Blanks - 3
Wolf Blitzer - 2
Bobby Bowden - 2
Terry Bradshaw - 2
Bobbi Kristina Brown - 2
Doyle Brunson - 1, raised to 2
George Bush Jr. - 2
George Bush Sr.(5) - 1
Mr. + Mrs. Bush - 41
Dez Bryant - 3
Carol Burnett - 1
Gary Busey - 1
Caca - #2
Glen Campbell - 1
Nick Cannon  - 3
Jimmy Carter(2) - 1
Fidal Castro - 1
Nova Cats - 2
CBS Admins - ∞
Duane "Dog" Chapman - 2
Hugo Chavez - 2
Dick Cheney(2) - 1
Chris Christie - 1
Hillary Clinton(2) - 1
CoCo - 2
Chris Collinsworth - 16.5
Sean Connery - 007
Anderson Cooper(2) - 2
Bradley Cooper - 3
Bill Cosby - .7
Bob Costas - 17.1
Tom Cruise - 33
Macaulay Culkin - 2
Jay Cutler - 3
Miley Cyrus - 3
Puff Daddy - 1
Carson Daly - 3
Doris Day(2) - 1
Andy Dick - 1
Mike Ditka(2) - 2
Conrad Dobler - 1
Kirk Douglas(2) - 1
Michael Douglas - 2
Dick van Dyke(3) - 1
Dale EarnHardt Jr. - 3
Clint Eastwood(2) - 1
Queen Elizabeth - 1
Missy Elliot - 3
Elmo - 2
Louis Farrakhan - 72
Fear&Loathing - 3
Fear&Loathing (Food poisoning) - 25
Kate Middleton fetus - 2
Kate Middleton fetus x2 - 4
Carrie Fisher - 2
Rick Flair - 1
Flavor Flav - 2
Jane Fonda(2) - 2
Michael j. Fox(2) - 1
Barney Frank - 1
Barry Frank - 1
Aretha Franklin - 1
Zsa Zsa Gabor(2) - 1
Leif Garrett - 3
Gater boys - 8
Mel Gibson - 1
Kathie Lee Gifford - 2
God(2) - 100,002 (has to be proven alive first)
Mike Golic - 2
Mikhail Gorbachev - 1
Nancy Grace - 2
Billy Graham - 1
Kathy Griffin - 2
Bryant Gumbel - 3
Greg Gumbel - 3
Gun toten' and drivin NFL players - 0
Tonya Harding - 2 2 3
Merle Haggard - 1
David Hasslehoff - 1
Albert Haynesworth - 425
Florence Henderson - 1
Stephen Hawking(2) - 1
Hugh Hefner - 1
Paris Hilton - 3
Linda Hogan - 2
Iron Shiek - 1
Jesse Jackson(1) - 1
Peter Jackson - 3
Mick Jaggar - 2
Bruce Jenner - 1
Angelina Jolie - 6969
Deacon Jones - 1
George Jones(2) - 1
Jerry Jones - 1
All the whore Kardashians - 1,000,000,000
Any Kardashian - 3
Kim Kardashian - 3
Kim Kardashian from STD - 1
Teresa Heinz Kerry - 1
Kesha(2) - 69
BB King - 1
Larry King - 1
Koch Brothers - 3
Osama Bin Laden - 100,000 (has to be proven alive in 2013 first)
Artie Lange - 2
Frank Langella - 1
Angela Lansbury - 1
Cloris Leachman - 1
Geddy Lee - 2
Stan Lee - 1
Lemmy -2
Jerry Lewis - 1
Rush Limbaugh - 1
Lindsey Lohan(6) - 2
Courtney Love - 2
Loretta Lynn - 1
John Madden(2) - 17
Bernie Madoff - 1
Nelson Mandela(5) - 1
Barry Manilow - 5
Charles Manson - 1
Marylin Manson - 2
Brandon Marshall - 3
Penny Marshall - 1
Ricky Martin -3
Willie Mays - 1
John McAfee - 1
Tin McCarver - 1
Paul McCartney - 2
Joe McDonald - 1
Kenny McMormick - 2
Joel McHale - 3
Al Michaels - 2
Brett Michaels - 2
MidnightRayne - 3
Eddie Money - 2
Erin Moran - 2
Hosni Mubarak - 1
Brent Musberger - 3
Stan Musial - 1
Jim Nabors - 1
Joe Namath - 2
Wilie Nelson - 420
Vince Neil - 3
Leonard Nimoy - 1
Chuck Noll(2) - 1
Chuck Norris - 3
Ted Nugent - 30.06
Barack Obama - 2
Rosie O'Donnell - 1
Bill O'Reilly - 1
Ozzy Osbourne - 1
Terrell Owens - 2
Chuck Pagano - 2
Nancy Pelosi(2) - 96
David Petraeus - 2
Dr. Phil - 30
Regis Philman - 1
Joaquin Phoenix - 2
Pink - 3
Terry Pratchett - 1
Randy Quaid - 2
Carl Reiner - 1
Burt Reynolds - 1
Condaleeza Rice - 2
Little Richard - 1
Keith Richards(3) - 1
Don Rickles - 1
Dennis Rodman - 2
Al Roker - 2
Jim Rome - 16.8
Mickey Rooney - 1
Mickey Rourke - 1
Buddy Ryan - 1
Rex Ryan - 2
Jerry Sandusky(2) - 1
Ahrnold Scharzenegger - 2
Vin Scully - 1
Scuzz - 2
Ryan Seacrest - 3
Pete Seeger - 1
Steven Segal - 1
Bud Selig - 3
SexualChoc11 - 2
June Shannon - 375(lbs)
Ariel Sharon - 1
Al Sharpton - 37814
William Shatner - 1
Charlie Sheen(2) - 2
Martin Sheen - 3
OJ Simpson - 25 (to life)
Mike the Situation  - 3
NFL Solomon - 1
SonnyBlack - 2
Baby Snooki - 3
Momma Snooki(2) - 23
Alfredo Di Stefano(2) - 1
Kirsten Stewart - 4
Martha Stewart - 2
All The Rolling Stones - 3
Barbara Streisand(2) - 1
Ndmakong Suh -3
Pat Summerall - 1
Syrians (all of them) - 3
Geoff Tate - 2
Lawrence Taylor - 3
Manti Teo - 2
Alana Thompson (honey boo boo) - 7
Mike Tice - 3
Donald Trump - 2
Bob Uecker - .200
Kim Jong Un - 1
Micheal Vick - 2
Marcus Vick - 1
View castmember - 1
Abe Vigoda(2) - 1
Eli Wallach - 1
Barbwa Walters - 1
Adam West - 1
Kanye West - 3
Betty White(3) - 1
Owen Wilson  - 2
Oprah Winfrey - 2
Jay Z - 2
Zombies - 1968

Ron Jeremy may be on his way out.  I wonder if he is an "organ" donor.

please sir.... can i have more cheese?

Larry the Cable Guy

Gee, Bluenose, you missed Ed Koch...Too late now

Yeah, I just scanned the list for Koch as well.

What the *$^&#?  I'm getting 'Access denied" on this thread now too?


Way to go with yet another of your wonderful ****ing 'improvements' CBS!

 I'm getting 'Access denied" on this thread now too?

I think they mean "take off, you hoser". 

Can someone repost the list, because if CBS doesn't pull their head out soon I'm going on a ban rant.