Restoring Order to the CBS-o-sphere

met chrissy teigan too.  party animal.  her husband is a dud.

Are they in the magazine?

apparently, they put her in body paint too.

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No, just saw pictures online

http://in2eastafrica.net/kate-upton
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2nd picture

Assuming those are real, how is it humanly possible for a 20 year old to have that?

Also, if I were one of those penguins in the background, I'd probably be arrested by the Antarctican police force by now

No, just saw pictures online

http://in2eastafrica.net/kate-upton

-reveals-she-suffered-frostbite-aft

er-stripping-down-to-a-bikini-in-su

b-zero-temperatures-for-sports-illu

strated-cover/

2nd picture

Assuming those are real, how is it humanly possible for a 20 year old to have that?

Also, if I were one of those penguins in the background, I'd probably be arrested by the Antarctican police force by now


Oh man, I'd love to have a go on that...

Did the boards crash again, or is everyone just jerking off to K.U.?

For Valentines day, I've decided to have sex with my wife instead of my girlfriend.

For Valentines day, I've decided to have sex with my wife instead of my girlfriend.

It's nice of her to return the favor...

For Valentines day, I've decided to have sex with my wife instead of my girlfriend.

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Good

because I decided to have sex with your girlfriend instead of your wife on Valentines Day

Oh man, I'd love to have a go on that...

"She's bad in bed because everybody hits on hot blonds, so she doesnt have to try."

-homobrockual

For Valentines day, I've decided to have sex with my wife instead of my girlfriend.



It's good to equally distribute the misery

There you see? Everybody wins. I'm a true humanitarian.

The POTUS still has me beat on misery distribution.

I figured out who Cowboy copied the Puerto Rican Joo idea from: Bruno Mars.

I figured out who Cowboy copied the Puerto Rican Joo idea from: Bruno Mars.

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Bruno Mars is 5'5", so I don't think it's just religion that he copied from Bruno Mars

i rooted for the bull at a bullfight in spain

thought I was going to get lynched, apparently that is frowned upon 

I would get jumped then because I would be rooting for the matador to get fuck****ed up!!

"She's bad in bed because everybody hits on hot blonds, so she doesnt have to try."

-homobrockual

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"If I'm in Anteractica, and I have a choice between Kate Upton wearing practically nothing and a penguin, give me a penguin. Nobody even thinks to hit on them!"

-Brockstiality

For Valentine's day, I've decided to have six with my wife instead of my girlfriend. ---------------- Extra-marital affairs are over-scarletted. I tried it once. Didn't take long to figure out that the wife was better in bed than the GF.

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I figured out who Cowboy copied the Puerto Rican Joo idea from: Bruno Mars.

So far I have been compared to a genius and now an enternainer that gets hottie poontang.


SWEET!!

Dirt just texted me, he said that he woke up this morning, and unbelievably, he is even more handsome today than he was yesterday. 

He said he should be surprised, but this is something he has come to expect.  

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do leper colonys have pageants?

 

Dirt just texted me, he said that he woke up this morning, and unbelievably, he is even more handsome today than he was yesterday.
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Lance Bass, Ruppert Everett and Greg Louganis are also obsessed with their looks.