There isn't a single team I would refuse to play for. Are you kidding me? If Cleveland or Kansas City or Green Bay or anybody offered one of you people a million dollar contract to play football, you are telling me you would turn it down?
Ravens - 1.) You have to be Gay to be a Ravens Player - 2.) You have only the most stupid of all idiots as fans - 3.) friggenwacko and Nitemare are trollin your fanbase from Charles St. - 4.) Ravenmaniac was a cop there, so you know crime graft and corruption are out of hand. - 5.) You would have to live so far away because of the local ordinance only permitting those with <> 23 pairs of chromosomes to live there. - 6.) The whole city stinks of rotting seafood. - 7.) It is known to be much too "stabby" there during football season. - 8.) It would be humiliating to live in a city with less SB victories than the Skins, 9ers, or Patsies. - 9.) Ugliest Hooters girls ever (which is not surprising, since it is rumored there are no actual women within a 100 mile radius of Baltimore. - 10.) Who the hell wants to be named for a roadkill eating scavenger.
yea new orleans is the armpit city that draws millions annually. what does chicago offer but a bunch of whatever it is you offer, cos I have no idea? oh and here's one for you, Saints won more consecutive games in the NFC at 13 on the way to the SB than did your heralded overrated 85 Bears at 12, so your team isn't all that great, real talk
2. no team in a city i wouldn't want to live in, especially not as a millionaire. that rules out kansas city, washington, cleveland, pittsburgh, philadelphia, indianapolis, baltimore, oakland, cincinnati, buffalo
3. i would want at least decent owners. don't have to be elite, but no complete idiots. that rules out arizona, san diego, oakland, the Jets, jacksonville