NFL Teams you would not want to play for & why

If you were being drafted by an NFL team, which would you hope you wouldn't get drafted by and why?


1.  Any North or NE team that plays and practices outdoors in cold weather city.

2.  Any team that resides in a cold weather city, even if they play indoors.

3.  Any Florida team
 

Kansas City Chiefs

1) Haven't been to the Super Bowl since 1970.

2) Haven't won a playoff game since 1993.

3) Have only won 3 playoff games total in the last 43 years.

4) It's where free agents go to die.

1.  Any North or NE team that plays and practices outdoors in cold weather city.

2.  Any team that resides in a cold weather city, even if they play indoors.

I live in Green Bay so these first two are OK with me.


I really wouldn't want to play for the Raiders. I'm just not a huge fan of the atmosphere that seems to surround that team.   

1) Detroit Lions; because I stopped smoking weed decades ago

2) Philadelphia; City of Brotherly JagBags

3) Arizona; Been kicked out of two cities and wound up in the fargin' desert.

4) New Orleans; Quintessential Armpit City.

1. Detroit, I actually like the Lions but Lions fans are probably Tigers fans as well and Tigers fans are such morons I just wouldn't want them rooting for me

2. Green Bay, if I wasn't a Vikings fan it would probably be ok, but I just can't imagine myself helping the Packers beat the Vikings.

3. Any team that plays in a dome.

There isn't a single team I would refuse to play for. Are you kidding me? If Cleveland or Kansas City or Green Bay or anybody offered one of you people a million dollar contract to play football, you are telling me you would turn it down?

BULL SHEET!

Thread title is not want to play for not refuse to play for, you're right nobody would turn down the money.

I would turn down the money if it were the Seahawks or Raiders. A person must have standards afterall. 

If I played football in college and was entering the draft, there is NO NFL team I would not want to be on.  I be happy just to play in the league.

why the hell would you be a football player or hell even watch the game if you don't like the cold?! Thebest games are the ones in blizzards and crap like that.

Ravens
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1.) You have to be Gay to be a Ravens Player
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2.) You have only the most stupid of all idiots as fans
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3.) friggenwacko and Nitemare are trollin your fanbase from Charles St.
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4.) Ravenmaniac was a cop there, so you know crime graft and corruption are out of hand.
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5.) You would have to live so far away because of the local ordinance only permitting those with <> 23 pairs of chromosomes to live there.
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6.) The whole city stinks of rotting seafood.
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7.) It is known to be much too "stabby" there during football season.
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8.) It would be humiliating to live in a city with less SB victories than the Skins, 9ers, or Patsies.
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9.) Ugliest Hooters girls ever (which is not surprising, since it is rumored there are no actual women within a 100 mile radius of Baltimore.
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10.) Who the hell wants to be named for a roadkill eating scavenger.

The Baltimore Browns because they're going to be bad for the next decade.

I wuld want to play on REAL GRASS, multiple studies have shown an HIGHER injury rate on artificial turf....so the THIRD option in your ? is a joke.....   =    L I O N S

yea new orleans is the armpit city that draws millions annually. what does chicago offer but a bunch of whatever it is you offer, cos I have no idea? oh and here's one for you, Saints won more consecutive games in the NFC at 13 on the way to the SB than did your heralded overrated 85 Bears at 12, so your team isn't all that great, real talk

Cowboys. Hated team of my life. Way too much drama.

NYG. Scum bag of an owner. Couldnt deal with NYC drama. New Jersey.....

Eagles. Philly just is a plain awful city

Browns. Will forever suck. Will never be able to get the top free agents

NYJ. Couldnt deal with NYC drama. New Jersey....

SD Oak SF. Having been to Cali a few times I just dont like the vibe there.

yea new orleans is the armpit city that draws millions annually.

Impossible.  Think man.

my criteria system would be something like this:

1. no dome team, but i can live with retractable roofs. so that rules out the Rams, the Lions, the Falcons, the Saints, the Vikings

2. no team in a city i wouldn't want to live in, especially not as a millionaire. that rules out kansas city, washington, cleveland, pittsburgh, philadelphia, indianapolis, baltimore, oakland, cincinnati, buffalo

3. i would want at least decent owners. don't have to be elite, but no complete idiots. that rules out arizona, san diego, oakland, the Jets, jacksonville

Dallas, wouldn't want to play for that senile old geezer