I just read that Tiger realized he has a hot ex-nanny wife and plans to skip the tourney today to spend it with her.
It's still unconfirmed though, so don't throw away those tickets yet.
Now as for you El G, only participants in weekly fantasy golf can use the term Man Boobs, we are only a few weeks away from starting a new session. Nadsosteel is our Commissioner with whom you need to impress, today he'll be easy I'm sure look at his fantastic av and who'll understand.
Jimbo use better evasive measures when you are being Tailed!! lol