NASCAR Cafe

Almost there BTR.  All you have to do is say...

"I Leg Hump the Green Bay Packers" 

There! Am I in, eh? 

I'll have a pasty please. 

Youse Guy's bring me a Pasty eh?



Hey we even eat those here!

I'll have a pasty please.  No self respecting Yooper would be without one before heading into the woods.

Oh yeah, pasty please.  Just one???  They usually come in pairs big boy!!!

Oh Jedi, I was too busy busting a gut laughing at Hawk's wanting "a pasty" that I forgot to say.  YOU ARE SAFE. It is all lies that these bad boys tell on me.  Do not believe a word they say.

After all we have Cheeto Idiot, A Pasty Wanter (only 1 though) and the rest of the mis-places group.

We ''real men'' here in Washington eat our Pasties 2 at a time!

Hawks: Pasty Wanter

Super: Panty Waist

Not the kind of pasties you have, Goofy.  One fine pasty is enough.

And, BTR, that wasn't quite close enough on the Packers thing. 

NO LUTEFISK FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost there BTR.  All you have to do is say...

"I love the _____ ___ _______." 


Fill in the blanks.

         Easy..."First Cousin Sex"


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 Easy..."First Cousin Sex"

Yah You Betcha!


She was a Bonnie wee lass, aye! 

Well Gee Thanks Hawks.  I think.

Super, Chill.  You be one sicko.

Bow, shame shame shame.  Are you letting the influence of these corrupted guys get to you??

Hey Goofy.  You need to fly into Milwaukee soon.  I'll pick you up and we can go see Jedi.  He lives in Partyville, WI.  Should be fun.

If you do graduate BTR Hawks,


Dont forget the number one bubbler rule,: 


NLC................................
...................    NO LIP CONTACT  on the bubbler or you get the boot !  That may bring a fine also.



Goofy, I'm with you on the "pasties". ( I love one on  in each  cheek)



Hawks,  I can make it to Partyville too but if you're pickin up goofy in Milwaukee I'd bet my sled you wouldn't make time for fresh curds, let alone make it to Partyville.


Good luck tho!

Yoopers have a habit of saying 'youse guy's' or often putting 'eh' after a statement. ie; Hey,youse guys, we're proud to be yoopers, eh?.

OK, Bubbler Time Rowdy.  That creative interpretation got you into the Bubbler Brotherhood on a 90 day probationary basis, pending approval of the other Bubbler Boys here at CBS.

There will be some minor duties to perform as a Bubbler Pledge but nothing you can't handle.

The password greeting to all meetings is, Ya, hey dere."

Good Morning Cafe!!

I'm stepping in the kitchen and making French Toast this morning.  I just have to find some cinnamon.




Hawks - 90 day probation period?  He'll never make it

Goofy - All right I came back to the cafe seeing how reassuring you are.

Bond- I almost forgot about Hardwood Range.  There are some pretty cool pictures out there of some of the planes and targets.

BTR - Dissing the Packers will get your probation revoked - fast.

Ya, hey dere!

OK, Bubbler Time Rowdy.  That creative interpretation got you into the Bubbler Brotherhood on a 90 day probationary basis, pending approval of the other Bubbler Boys here at CBS.

There will be some minor duties to perform as a Bubbler Pledge but nothing you can't handle.

Yooper Doopers! ..youse guys aren't gonna make eat Lutefisk are you?

Bow, shame shame shame.  Are you letting the influence of these corrupted guys get to you??

Youse guys stop that eh? 

BTR - Dissing the Packers will get your probation revoked - fast.

Super taught me how to Pack things with No Lip Contact eh?

Super taught me how to Pack things with No Lip Contact eh?

TMI !!   TMI !!

First day as a pledge so I will give you a break, but you need to un-learn many of the things that Super taught you.

You're asking a lot.  Pass the Cheetos and we'll try to find a way to help poor BTR.

OK, we can keep the Cheetos.  I'm not heartless.

Have to make a choice here BTR, Goats or Yankees


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Nice to see the Cafe doing a brisk business.

Have to make a choice here BTR, Goats or Yankees


Looks like another "Super gets your goat" day.