2009 Steelers Draft and Mel Kiper Sucks Thread

I'm stuck with ESPN this year. Get ready for minutely updates on the Patriots and Cowboy

Rules for watching the draft on ESPN.

1. Put on some chest waders and get a good quality coal shovel, you never know how high they will pile it. You need an escape plan.
2. Get 3 remotes and MUTE the sound, then put duct tape over the infraded scanner in case the volume gets accidently touched.
3. Wear tinted glasses when McShart is on, thet orange skin may blind you.
4. Don't stare directly at Smell Diaper, those beady eyes will drain the intelegence right out of your brain.
5. Chris Sperman will say something really stupid, at least twice, try and updated us, you did take lip reading right?
6. Laugh hard and loud at the Kipers BPA scrolling at the bottom of the tv once you get past pick 15. and that same player is on the board for hours as NFL GM's pass on his cannot miss prospect. Cough Jimmy Clausen, cough.
7. Have a tv brick every time Kiper describes a players height in quarter inches whip it at his fhugly face.
8. Be prepared for a meatstick, not sure what Steve Young knows about the draft, but I am sure my postman knows more.
9. Count how many times they continue to discuss picks of the Patriots and Cowbyoys and ignore who is on the clock or who the Steelers selected.
10. Every time they call Bill Belichick a draft genius, have a new barf bag handy, two for when they discuss Tom Brady in the 6th.


check nfl.com, they may have a live stream and you can skip steps 1-10.