Top free agent Zach Parise not ready to make a ...

What's the Chinese in this Zach?! U won't to play for last place with Miko Koivu or do u want to play with "superstar" Claude Giroux and Carrot Top or do u want to be with Mario on a country club while playing with an All-Star Team which features Kris Letang, James Neal, Evgeni Malkin & your buddy Sidney Crosby...not to mention Mr. Hyde At Times FLOWER. Sign already!