Since I have been so rough on muzz, I thought I would give him a Christmas present. I thought the nicest thing I could do for him was to put the two things he hates most - Leyland and Lamont - on the bench for the entire game. That way, ANY thing that goes wrong during a game can be blamed on BOTH of his enemies. It will make things a lot easier for him during the coming season. (Just think of the joy and happiness on his face when he can blame a botched hit and run on both Leyland and Lamont.) Now if I can just get Brookens to promise to send Cabrera home from first on a single............muzz will be in heaven.