2013 Death Pool

George and Barbara Bush (combo play)

Dick Cheney  (if there is a god)

Jesse Jackson Jr.

Bin Laden (for real this time)

I'll update again tomorrow (or later today if I feel motivated) but I just noticed that no one has said John McAfee, so I'm adding him

Queen Elizabeth
Billy Graham (will hate to see him go)
father/son combo Kirk & Michael Douglas
Hank Aaron
Doris Day
Angela Lansbury
Carl Reiner
Joaquin Phoenix
Casey Anthony - if she counts as a celebrity

Ozzy Ozbourne
Paris Hilton
 

I would like to add...

Mickey Rourke

Kirsten Stewart   

Kristen Stewart?  The annoying no talent (nice fanny though) actress.

Kristen Stewart?

I'd hit it.

Updated:

Alan Alda - 1
Muhammad Ali - 1
All of humanity - 3
Bashar al-Assad(2) - 2
Buzz Aldrin - 1
Ed Asner - 1
Lauren Bacall - 1
Bob Barker - 1
Gary Bettman - 20
Justin bieber - 10
B_lake - 2
Billy Blanks - 3
Terry Bradshaw - 2
Bobbi Kristina Brown - 2
George Bush Sr.(2) - 1
Mr. + Mrs. Bush - 41
Dez Bryant - 3
Gary Busey - 1
Glen Campbell - 1
Nick Cannon  - 3
Duane "Dog" Chapman - 2
Jimmy Carter - 1
Dick Cheney(2) - 1
Chris Collinsworth - 16.5
Sean Connery - 007
Bill Cosby - .7
Macaulay Culkin - 2
Puff Daddy - 1
Andy Dick - 1
Mike Ditka(2) - 2
Kirk Douglas - 1
Charles Durning - 1
Clint Eastwood(2) - 1
CoCo - 2
Missy Elliot - 3
Elmo - 2
Louis Farrakhan - 72
Kate Middleton fetus - 2
Kate Middleton fetus x2 - 4
Rick Flair - 1
Flavor Flav - 2
Jane Fonda(2) - 2
Michael j. Fox - 1
Barney Frank - 1
Barry Frank - 1
Zsa Zsa Gabor - 1
Mike Golic - 2
Mikhail Gorbachev - 1
Gun toten' and drivin NFL players - 0
Stephen Hawking(2) - 1
Hugh Hefner - 1
Paris Hilton - 3
Kesha - 69
Jesse Jackson(1) - 1
Peter Jackson - 3
Angelina jolie - 6969
Jerry Jones - 1
Teresa Heinz Kerry - 1
Osama Bin Laden - 100,000 (has to be proven alive in 2013 first)
Frank Langella - 1
Geddy Lee - 2
Stan Lee - 1
Lemmy -2
Jerry Lewis - 1
Lindsey Lohan(5) - 2
John Madden - 17
Bernie Madoff - 1
Nelson Mandela(4) - 1
Penny Marshall - 1
Ricky Martin -3
John McAfee - 1
Paul McCartney - 2
Joel McHale - 3
Al Michaels - 2
Brett Michaels - 2
Stan Musial - 1
Leonard Nimoy - 1
Ted Nugent - 30.06
Ozzy Osbourne - 1
Regis Philman - 1
Pink - 3
Randy Quaid - 2
Condaleeza Rice - 2
Keith Richards(2) - 1
Al Roker - 2
Mickey Rooney - 1
Mickey Rourke - 1
Scuzz - 2
OJ Simpson - 25 (to life)
All The Rolling Stones - 3
Barbare Streisand - 1
Jerry Sandusky - 1
Ariel Sharon - 1
Al Sharpton - 37814
Charlie Sheen - 2
NFL Solomon - 1
Baby Snooki - 3
Momma Snooki - 23
Alfredo Di Stefano(2) - 1
Kirsten Stewart - 4
Syrians (all of them) - 3
Geoff Tate - 2
Lawrence Taylor - 3
Marcus Vick - 1
Abe Vigoda(2) - 1
Barbwa Walters - 1
Betty White(1) - 1
Oprah Winfrey - 2
Jay Z - 2
Zombies - 1968

Pat Summerall & or John Madden, They'll get together for probowl weekend and drive the madden cruiser right into the pacific ocean, Alzheimers is a bitch.......

I'll take Courtney Love.

Louis Farrakhan - 72

Al Sharpton - 37814

LMAO

Joe Biden
Anderson Cooper
Mel Gibson
George Jones
Cloris Leachman
Willie Nelson
Nancy Pelosi
Little Richard

David Hasslehoff
Mick Jagger
Loretta Lynn
Keith Richards
Dennis Rodman
Vin Scully
Bob Uecker

I didn't see All The Rolling Stones on the Earlier list so I will rescind Mick Jagger and Keith Richards.

I will add in their place:

June Shannon (Honey Boo Boo's mother)

Carol Burnett

Florence Henderson

"D"ick Van "D"yke (If I would have spelt that one out they would have censored it.) Happy birthday by the way

Michael J. Fox

Burt Reynolds

DaleGribble?  Is that you Oakland?

No, it is not. I am the alternate ID of RichieStamos. Oh, how degrading is it to be, just being an alternate ID. Oh, the humanity.

Tom Cruise - car accident.

Tom Cruise - car accident.

killed by an irate Jack Reacher fan

Jack Reacher fan

Really?

Jack Reacher fan

Really?

Apparently readers of the Jack Reacher books are pissed at Cruise playing the part because Jack Reacher is supposed to be a 6'4" 250lbs bad azz...and Cruise just don't fit that part

Jack Reacher books

Really Really?

Tom Cruise - car accident ascends to the mothership on 12/21/12.

Nelson Mandela
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Vick
Muhammad Ali
Fidel Castro
Ke$ha        

George H.W. Bush

Jack Reacher books

Really Really?

brothers don't read.....?


I gotta write this stuff down.

GARY BETTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bud SELIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian Seacrest

Carson Daly

Who else annoys me:

Dr Phil

Those armenian whores the kardashians. Chloe my guess in murder/suicide after she catches her hubby in bed with some midget.

Bruce Jenner from botched plastic surgery number 12.

I'm tired. List more later.

 

Charlie Sheen

Martin Sheen


Charlie First.   

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Rosie O'Donnell
Donald Trump
Owen Wilson
David Arquette
Barbra Streisand
Barry Manilow
Kanye West
The guy that invented Auto-Tune
Bob Costas
Jim Rome
Hulk Hogan's Ex-Wife Linda
Terrell Owens
Mike the Situation (whatever the Dbags last name is)
William Shatner
Carrie Fisher
Don Rickles
Aretha Franklin
Kathy Griffin
Kathie Lee Gifford 
Miley Cyrus