Gotta make football Sundays a ground rule early. Give 'em an inch and they take a mile, so you gotta lay down the law that when the Lions are on tv, you're off the clock...
The first night she ever slept over at my house I started talking in my sleep. I had a dream that she bet against the Lions and she woke up to me rolling around saying "WHY, why did you bet against the lions?!"
