I'm Ron Burgundy

Do we get foil hats?

Which will we get first: the foil hats, income redistribution, or prizes and snacks?

are the foil hats fitted?

Does it upset you to know your grandchildren will have the option of living forever while nobody will remember you?

Is the state of Michigan shaped like a glove in order to catch...or pitch??

Would any of the bankers who post regularly on this thread be interested in trading their share of the Bush-Obama bailout money for my share of the income redistribution?

How about for a small percentage of my prizes and snacks?

As the registered consignment agent for Diss & WT's foil hats, I am prepared to offer such in trade for a mere 6-months' of your cheez doodle allotment...what say you?

"Are the foil hats fitted," and would you consider 1.5-weeks of the dried raisin allotment, as I am partial to the cheez doodles?

Would those be the skanky Turkish raisins Obama took in trade for the Patriot Missiles?
 

is it too much to ask for a percentage of the Muslim Brotherhood windfall, without sporting a dirty turbin??

Setting aside the unfortunate politically correct racism in the question, by "windfall" are you referring to the $1.5 billion the US gives Egypt every year to sell out the Palestinians, because that is chump change compared to the Bush-Obama bailout, isn't it?

If those raisins came in some oatmeal cookies, would you be more willing to deal?

are domestic bailouts worse than foreign handouts?

How does the $23.8 trillion in overall underwriting aimed to "get the banks lending again" compare to the alleged foreign "handouts"?

What was the largest government giveaway in American history since the land grants of the mid-19th century?

How much do you like austerity and taxing consumers and wage earners in order to provide the government with enough revenue to pay banks for their financial losses and misdeeds?

Can't we fix all this and get our snacks back if Obama will just mint a new coin?

is there a suggestion in this context, that there is an attempt to curb our current spending pattern...or lending pattern, or living vicariously pattern; with our current administration?

Is it disturbing that so many people demand smooth sailing - while conveniently ignoring the fact that real boats rock? 

You have a boat?

H2S, you have a boat that rocks?

is "smooth sailing" a parallel for comfortable living?

What's the deal, are you guys living comfortably and you both have boats that rock?

is it warranted to destroy tea in the Boston Harbor, when there is taxation without representation?

Could that coin have the profile of a Republicrat on one side and a Demapublican on the other side and a bankster on the other side?