I'm Ron Burgundy

"Are the foil hats fitted," and would you consider 1.5-weeks of the dried raisin allotment, as I am partial to the cheez doodles?

Would those be the skanky Turkish raisins Obama took in trade for the Patriot Missiles?
 

is it too much to ask for a percentage of the Muslim Brotherhood windfall, without sporting a dirty turbin??

Setting aside the unfortunate politically correct racism in the question, by "windfall" are you referring to the $1.5 billion the US gives Egypt every year to sell out the Palestinians, because that is chump change compared to the Bush-Obama bailout, isn't it?

If those raisins came in some oatmeal cookies, would you be more willing to deal?

are domestic bailouts worse than foreign handouts?

How does the $23.8 trillion in overall underwriting aimed to "get the banks lending again" compare to the alleged foreign "handouts"?

What was the largest government giveaway in American history since the land grants of the mid-19th century?

How much do you like austerity and taxing consumers and wage earners in order to provide the government with enough revenue to pay banks for their financial losses and misdeeds?

Can't we fix all this and get our snacks back if Obama will just mint a new coin?

is there a suggestion in this context, that there is an attempt to curb our current spending pattern...or lending pattern, or living vicariously pattern; with our current administration?

Is it disturbing that so many people demand smooth sailing - while conveniently ignoring the fact that real boats rock? 

You have a boat?

H2S, you have a boat that rocks?

is "smooth sailing" a parallel for comfortable living?

What's the deal, are you guys living comfortably and you both have boats that rock?

is it warranted to destroy tea in the Boston Harbor, when there is taxation without representation?

am I the only one that has to sign a personal responsibility release prior to making love to my wife?

Could we please keep your wife out of this?

I've decided it's time to become a brazillionaire...have $250 to invest...what's the best penny stock out there?

how about if we kick off a "Let's Make H2S the Richest Poor Guy in the World Begging Campaign" where good folks everywhere might cop really swell feelings after donating a shekel or twentythousand two?

If we give it to you, what will you do with the money?

Is this "Richest Poor Guy in the World Begging Campaign" the income redistribution we've all been promised?

Could that coin have the profile of a Republicrat on one side and a Demapublican on the other side and a bankster on the other side?