The Ditch

maybe after hockey season, when i'm baseball bored to death, i'll create The Ditch App, so we can be in The Ditch on the Go.  what features do you want on The Ditch App?

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Features:

Sludge
Suction/sinkhole
Hot garbage
Repair your ditch
Steal wifi
Move your neighbor farther away
wet matting
Fine ditch livin'
Kill that duck/pate and coyote food
Snag that carp
Detox Zug (it's a joke because it can't happen)
Animals of the Cal Sag

for starters, need an app which can automatically photoshop an eyepatch onto anyone's pic.

Boobs. Deer schmear. Foil antlers

Need a ditch entrepenuer section on how to make and sell deer antler spray, camo gear, and industrial chemicals from silt.

Not a good Dayton be a ref. Saw a little bit of the Canes/Leafs and one ref had to leave to get sticked up after getting hit in the face with a puck. Now a ref in the Star/Avalanche game got hit in the head ad dropped like his got shot.

When cooking chicken at 450 for 20 min, then 325 for an hour...IT IS IMPORTANT TO REDUCE THE HEAT.  Just a heads-up from my smoke filled ditch.  How do I disable the ditch-alarm?

haha red. dammit, 3 reds here is confusing. i have no problem calling one of u 69, but hessian is too much typing.

my home has hypersensitive smoke detectors. i went so far as to put a switch on that circuit. i coulda just kept turning off the circuit breaker, but they aren't intended to be used as switches and don't hold up to that well. now it's a case of turning the entire circuit off, and popping out the battery in the kitchen detector. otherwise, the act of boiling water will set it off. then, it's just a matter of remembering to turn it back on and pop the battery compartment closed again. to help with that, i used an illuminated switch to toggle the circuit, and it's in a room that's rarely lit, so after dark, it's easy to notice if the circuit's still off.

haha red. dammit, 3 reds here is confusing. i have no problem calling one of u 69, but hessian is too much typing

you can call me Mr. Red if you wish. Or The Famous Mr. Red, but brevity seems important to you so perhaps not.

I'm peeved that boom boom is a ranger now. I always liked Powe. Really upset that he now playes for teh sux.  at least rupp is out of the atlantic. i just don't care for that guy.

How do I disable the ditch-alarm?

If you can control the temperature of the heat you're applying to the meat, you're not in a ditch and I have no useful advice other than use a rock or hammer. 

Dion Phaneuf is the Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs.  Prior to this he served as Captain of the Costa Concordia.

Dion Phaneuf is the Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs.  Prior to this he served as Captain of the Costa Concordia.

Burke taught him how to manage and sail a large ship.   He has the papers to prove it.

Saw a little bit of the Canes/Leafs and one ref had to leave to get sticked up after getting hit in the face with a puck.

ohhhh, i just heard that was joanette, my favoritest :)

glad he's ok, he still blows, just with 2 less teeth now.

Not a good Dayton be a ref. Saw a little bit of the Canes/Leafs and one ref had to leave to get sticked up after getting hit in the face with a puck. Now a ref in the Star/Avalanche game got hit in the head ad dropped like his got shot.

NHLPA and league entered a zebra hunting provision in CBA.    IT's gotta hurt and it's got to motivate them to fix some of the bad phantom calls now that Holmstrom is retired. 

haha lulz, when my wife would cook in the kitchen(I guess you would call that haha) the alarm went off all the time. My solution,put a ceiling fan in the kitchen,the mud room next to kitchen and hall leading to kitchen. problem solved.