The Ditch

pretty sure i'd give up government secrets for bacon if i was in that situation. bacon could actually be a great interrogation tactic.


Want some? mmmmmmm. tell me what i want to know and i'll give you a bacon weave.   

red-now that NY is hosting a Super Bowl next year, Philly and Washington threw their hats into the ring to host one - so never say never!

Yeah. I don't see it happening. Anyone else?

well, i don't know about a Philly Super Bowl in any context... but i'm baking a potato to go with my freshly sizzled bacon... and i do accept bribes.

i've seen some bad hairstyles, but a bacon weave is just going too far.

the Ultimate Edible Toupee.  maybe a bacon Groucho set to go with it?  rob a bank and eat the disguise. VOILA!

Can you imagine the dogs that a bacon weave would attract? Not to mention Wild life.

Im a little concerned about my 2 yr old son. He can bribed to do anything with bacon. In fact Im pretty sure if he's ever faced with the situation, he'd trade government secrets for bacon.
He's surely destined for ditchdom.

It doesn't go away.  It only gets worse.

I would not wear bacon.   Why insult it.   I've heard some churches use bacon to attract new members.  They give it outside the church and say things like:  "as if man could create bacon".    Good technique.    Guess it doesn't work too well converting people from some religions though. 

Speaking of which, maybe I should start a shrimp farm somewhere off the Arabian penisula.    Feed would be cheap and competition would probably be scarce.  Shrimp are considered shellfish, right?