There were four country churches in a small town. The Presbyterian,Methodist,Southern Baptist and the Catholic Church.Each church was experiencing the same problem.They were all overrun with bothersome squirrels. One day the Southern Baptist church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.After several hours of prayer and soul searching they arrived at the conclusion that the squirrels had been put there for a reason,predestined from above.They thought that interfering with them would be in direct conflict with God's divine will. Obviously a course of action none of them were eager to pursue. The Methodist church got together and decided that in good conscience,cause any harm to any of God's creations. So they humanely trapped them,and set them free a few miles away.In three day's they came back. The Presbyterian Church decided to have a roast and sent out thier parish hunters to rid the areaof the furry troublemakers. They made 1,185 dollars.Not all of them were eliminated,so they decided to make the squirrel roast an annual event. The Catholic church were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels,registered them as members of the church,and gave them envelopes.Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter!
