Great another loser recruit!

Guys... Relax! Were gonna be OK. Go Canes.

Yeah, he should have known better than to make a knee-jerk assumption re the intelligence level of a typical Miami recruit.  We all know that when Miami pursues a potential recruit running, jumping and ball-catching are secondary to grade point average and good citizenship.  Miami players are known far and wide not only for their integrity and high moral standards, but also for their through-the-roof IQs.  They attend all their own classes, write all their own papers and take all their own tests.  Yep, I feel safe, secure and more than a little proud knowing that a part of America's future is in the hands of those Miami players who graduate with a completely legitimate, totally non-suspect degree.

Oh yeah, Go 'Canes!