How do you value Joe among all other QBs

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga." So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Still can't be fumbling the ball 10 times a season.

That's way too many times, but at least he improves some in the postseason.  In the postseason he fumbles once every 2.6 games while in the regular season it's once every 1.6 games.   

So he's got that going for him.....which is nice.   

He will probably fumble a lot more now that he will have that huge superbowl ring on his throwing hand. 

You know, he will probably take the ring off for games....scratch what I said.....

Still can't be fumbling the ball 10 times a season.

That's way too many times, but at least he improves some in the postseason.  In the postseason he fumbles once every 2.6 games while in the regular season it's once every 1.6 games.  

So he's got that going for him.....which is nice.  

He will probably fumble a lot more now that he will have that huge superbowl ring on his throwing hand. 


It's nice most Browns players don't have this dilemma.  Might be why they don't resign Ben Watson.