Man-Card Status

19 year old daughter and 16 year old daughter,

There will be a lot of people there not for the music. 

"Alright, alright, alright"
                       
                        David Wooderson

19 year old daughter and 16 year old daughter,

There will be a lot of people there not for the music. 

dammit PTB....you're right.

Hell.  Those guys might be older than you!

20% Temporary Probation.

You can get it back by making them see Alice Cooper or Queens of The Stone Age with you. 

Hell.  Those guys might be older than you!

Just barely.

my wife, 19 year old daughter and 16 year old daughter

Spending time doing things, that you don't necessarily want to do, with your wife and two daughters? What's wrong with you? That's a free ticket to go out to a strip club, get drunk, possibly get some strange, and drive home drunk. That's much better than showing your family that you actually care about them.









 

That's a free ticket to go out to a strip club, get drunk, possibly get some strange, and drive home drunk. 

Or at least it's a free ticket to ogle some other dude's 19 and 16 year old daughters.......

Or at least it's a free ticket to ogle some other dude's 19 and 16 year old daughters.......

Seems fair.

Or at least it's a free ticket to ogle some other dude's 19 and 16 year old daughters.......

lol

You'll have to beat Pops to it. He's probably there in his tent camped out by the box office right now.

You'll have to beat Pops to it. He's probably there in his tent camped out by the box office right now.

way to ruin it for me Nix

You'll have to beat Pops to it. He's probably there in his tent camped out by the box office right now.

I think he'll be okay. Pops is already camping out for Beiber tix.

Mr. Shickadance wrote:

I think he'll be okay. Pops is already camping out for Beiber tix.

Pops is in Thailand again ?

Pops is in Thailand again ?

I doubt he ever left. They have internet access in Thailand, correct?

Mr. Shickadance wrote:

I doubt he ever left. They have internet access in Thailand, correct?

Most definitely. 

But how about Justin Bieber ?  I know he's on the drugs now, but I didn't think his career had started to flag to point where he was performing in Asian countries...

But how about Justin Bieber ?  I know he's on the drugs now, but I didn't think his career had started to flag to point where he was performing in Asian countries...

Give it another decade and he'll be on HGTV flipping houses too......

Mr. Shickadance wrote:

Give it another decade and he'll be on HGTV flipping houses too......

Nah, he's so annoying, I'm hoping for the Leif Garrett obscurity treatment for him.  He's such an ass that I almost wish the Corey Haim treatment...

Man-Card Status unaffected; Wanted Dead or Alive is a dang good song.

maybe you should create a twitter account and tweet about it.

maybe you should create a twitter account and tweet about it.

touche', salesman.

Man-Card Status unaffected; Wanted Dead or Alive is a dang good song.

Yeah this is kind of where I was going to go.  Back in the day, Bon Jovi was kind of puss-rock.  Between the 80's Motley Crue/Ratt type bands, and then the introduction of grunge, there was a lot of kick ass mancard music, and to choose Bon Jovi would have been suspect at best.

But now?  Compared to the Beiber-heavy music that is out there today, Bon Jovi is like real rock n roll.

You get a pass, as long as at some point during the show you 1) raise both hands in the air with the forked fingers of rock and 2) light your lighter during a slow song. 

You get a pass, as long as at some point during the show you 1) raise both hands in the air with the forked fingers of rock and 2) light your lighter during a slow song. 

Will do.

chaser27 wrote:

You get a pass, as long as at some point during the show you 1) raise both hands in the air with the forked fingers of rock and 2) light your lighter during a slow song. 

Will do.

Oh, and it goes without saying that your wife has to flash her cans at some point.  Probably during "Always" or "It's My Life".

Oh, and it goes without saying that your wife has to flash her cans at some point.  Probably during "Always" or "It's My Life".

I get a few drinks in her it will happen in the parking lot pre-show.

You can keep your Man-Card Status if you go home directly after the show, get plastered and burn stuff in the back yard.

You can keep your Man-Card Status if you go home directly after the show, get plastered and burn stuff in the back yard.

Awesome.

I dont think you get your card revoked, but it should get stamped, unless you were promised sexual favors by the wife in order for you to go. You still must obstain from anything that could be construde as a violation for at least 30 days after.

I dont think you get your card revoked, but it should get stamped, unless you were promised sexual favors by the wife in order for you to go. You still must obstain from anything that could be construde as a violation for at least 30 days after.

Seems a small price to pay.

Bon Jovi is awesome.  Man card intact.

Bon Jovi is strongly anti-NRA.  I've never knowlingly heard any of his music, but he's OK in my book.

You're in St. Louis?  We have a box at Scottrade, but all the Bon Jovi takers are female.  Chili Peppers were great a few months ago, the hockey is good, and I'm looking forward to Bob Seeger.   My kids are grateful to be able to see Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Bruno Mars.

Did you get the half-price ones?  They're $20 right now. 

Be sure to throw your panties on stage.