There are hazards to wandering beyond the comfy boundaries of the newsroom. The world, as children and FOX40 anchor Paul Robbins recently learned, is a remorseless place. One can be struck by buses, menaced by thieves, mauled by jungle cats, or, worst of all, this:
If it's any comfort to embedded reporters, then they should know that Detroit's fowl, Midwesterners that they are, take in much less dietary fiber than their Bay-Area counterparts.
(HT: Todd on Twitter)