Video: World Series bird disapproves of local FOX anchor

There are hazards to wandering beyond the comfy boundaries of the newsroom. The world, as children and FOX40 anchor Paul Robbins recently learned, is a remorseless place. One can be struck by buses, menaced by thieves, mauled by jungle cats, or, worst of all, this:

If it's any comfort to embedded reporters, then they should know that Detroit's fowl, Midwesterners that they are, take in much less dietary fiber than their Bay-Area counterparts.

(HT: Todd on Twitter)