DETROIT -- It will soon become wonderfully clear why we chose Ryan as the World Series Game 4 fan of the day:
First, observe that the smoke is not emanating from the top of Ryan's head. The smoke is, via remote control, coming out of the tiger's mouth. Know that a new pope has been elected and that the Detroit Tigers are about to play baseball.
From: The D
Car belongs to: Ryan's boss
Ryan's boss's name: Pat from Entertainment Express
Ryan's prediction for Game 4: 3-1, Tigers
Basis for optimism: "If the Lions can win, anyone can win."
Would Ryan's boss allow him to take a date out in the Tiger Mobile?: "If I paid for it."
What the Tiger Mobile will do in the event of a Detroit victory in Game 4: Roar and make siren sounds.
What the mere sight of the Tiger Mobile makes you, the onlooker: A better human being.
Needless to say, we have more pics:
Ryan from Detroit was absolutely through with it before you knew what to do with it.