To hear F. Scott Fitzgerald tell it, Jay Gatsby began each morning with a fresh haircut. While it remains to be seen whether Giants right-hander and two-time NL Cy Young winner Tim Lincecum is similarly devoted to his ablutions, what is certain is that Lincecum now looks all respectable and employable in other fields and stuff.
Courtesy of Ann Killion of the San Francisco Chronicle, we have this fetching image:
Will Lincecum be a vital member of the Giants' pitching staff in 2013? Or will he craft marketing strategy for a tech start-up? Or will he front the forthcoming Weezer tour? Only time will tell.
Our greatest fear, though, is that short-haired, upstanding Tim Lincecum will no longer do things like this ...
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