Diamondbacks to give away Wade Miley 'garden gnomes'

By Dayn Perry | Baseball Writer

On a night that saw managerial hardware distributed and the biggest trade in many a moon go down, the Arizona Diamondbacks simply refuse to yield the news cycle ...

Yes: Wade Miley garden gnomes, yours for the taking on April 27 of next year. Kudos to all involved: the Diamondbacks marketing department for dreaming this up and Mr. Miley for reminding someone in said department of a gnome.

The temptation, of course, will be to transpose Mr. Miley's face on to the head and body of a garden gnome. Tradition all but compels as much. But may we humbly suggest an alternative approch to Wade Miley Garden Gnome Night? If we may be so bold ...

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