There's nothing particularly unusual or condemnable about a team turning to flash-mob discounter Groupon in order to sell tickets. But damned if we won't use that as a cudgel with which to beat on the hapless Marlins!
Yes, the Marlins, in the service of a non-humiliating turnout for the home opener, are turning to Groupon in order to get people
on the dancefloor to the ballpark. Action-news photographic evidence ...
Now, now: Let's not all crash the server at once.
On the upside, you get a merchandise voucher and refrigerator magnet as part of the package. So there's that.