Hey, it could've been worse. It could have been beer or a soft drink. Or nacho cheese. In fact, this might be a good opportunity to ask which would be the worst concession shower possible at a baseball game. I think I'm going with anything close to a Philly cheese steak. Piping hot, melty cheese, all those greasy veggies ... man, that would be, quite literally, a hot mess.
Anyway, congrats to Stubbs on the homer.