I'm still kind of reeling from seeing this incredibly weird beef jerky commercial starring former MLB All-Star Bret Boone. So I'm gonna make you watch it, too.
C'mon, you know you can't resist:
I like how even if Bret rolls with two dates, he still maintains old-fashioned chivalry and places the order for them. Also, beef jerky hanging out of the mouth during a baseball game? There are no words. Sunflower seeds would still be my choice, despite Bret's endorsement of this surely fine product.