As you have no doubt heard tell, the Indians completed a four-game sweep of the Mariners on Monday thanks in large part to a 10th-inning walk-off home run. Who hit that home run? Indians radio man Tom Hamilton is here to tell you with tent-revival enthusiasm:
The next time your are surprised by events -- whether events concerning baseball or lesser human affairs, a stubbed toe or news of your daughter's engagement, for instance -- I beseech not to say "golly!" or "excelsior!" or "!@#$%&." Rather, you should, for the uplift of our culture, exclaim ... "YAN GOMES!"