The ties to baseball here are pretty loose, but it's a slow news day and this is rather odd and kind of funny.
Pittsburgh police are investigating what happened at the time a photo was taken of porn star Andy San Dimas standing next to a police officer, who was wearing her unicorn mask. The picture was included in earlier versions of this post but has since been taken down by Instagram.
Apparently, Ms. San Dimas was ejected from PNC Park on July 13 during the Mets-Piratesgame due to dancing seductively in the aisle while wearing the unicorn mask and refusing to stop when she was asked to do so by ushers.
Police sources tell the KDKA Investigator Marty Griffin that the officer is now being investigated for being involved in the stunt.
Via Deadspin, San Dimas was in Pittsburgh to perform at Cheerleaders, a local gentlemen's club.
So there you have it. I never enter a work day thinking I'm gonna post about strippers or unicorn masks, but sometimes you just have to say, "When in Rome ..."
Now, cue the "how is this news?" police!