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VIDEO: Angels' Dane De La Rosa, friend to winged beasts

By Dayn Perry | Baseball Writer

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Know this: Even if our blackest Hitchcockian nightmares come to pass, Angels reliever Dane De La Rosa and his handsome and gentlemanly first name will surely be spared the Tippi Hedren treatment.

That's because Dane De La Rosa is friend to all winged beasts ...

Well done, Mr. De La Rosa.

As handsome reward for your kindness toward those compromised beings lower on the food chain, I hereby christen you "St. Dane of Assisi" ...

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